Friday, April 27, 2012
A mother crocodile was extremely busy and didn’t have time to plan out dinner for her family that evening.
No big deal. She just grabbed a few things out of the fridge and threw them in the croc-pot.
A zoo was on the brink of going out of business and needed a big attraction. So they hired a man to dress up in a gorilla costume and pretend to be the great ape. The trick worked well for most of the summer. The man played the part enthusiastically, but one day he got a little too excited and accidentally fell into the lion cage next door. “Help! Help!” cried the fake gorilla.
The lion let out a terrifying roar, then rushed at the gorilla, put his paw on his chest, and growled, “Shut up, or we’ll both lose our jobs!”