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Just a few silly jokes

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

Five mornings a week, my husband goes to the health club, gets on the stair-stepper, sets the timer, and buries his nose in a book. Recently, he noticed an amazingly fit middle-aged woman who seemed to run circles around everyone, took few breaks, and rarely even broke a sweat.
"It's not fair," he complained. "By the time I'm dragging myself off to the showers, she's hopping back onto the stepper for another session."
One day he came home with a sheepish grin. "Well," he said, "they're identical twins."

Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?
--George Carlin

Hope some of these made you giggle! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

  
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SHIROIHANA 3/31/2012 9:37PM

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TEDYBEAR2838 3/27/2012 5:00PM

    Loved the Twin one! lol

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TDEVONA70 3/27/2012 4:12PM

    Loooove it!

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Don't Judge

Monday, March 26, 2012

Try not to judge people harshly, especially on first meeting. Their actions might not reveal their enduring character but instead reflect some current situation in which they find themselves.

  
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TEDYBEAR2838 3/26/2012 7:42PM

    Ah, so true

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JUDITHANNIE 3/26/2012 5:44PM

    very true......

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BECKAH77 3/26/2012 12:47PM

    that is so very true! i am often surprised by people, in both good ways and bad. and you never really know what is happening in someone else's heart or head. the kindest person can once in a while show an ugly face to the world when they're in pain.

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CKGO69 3/26/2012 11:07AM

    I think it's human nature to judge, even though it is wrong on so many levels. Whenever I have a critical thought about another person, I try to turn it around and find something positive about them. Great reminder for a Monday. Thanks!

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SPIRALINGUP 3/26/2012 7:53AM

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TRYINGTOLOSE64 3/26/2012 7:15AM

    I wish people wouldn't judge others period!!

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MRE1956 3/26/2012 6:45AM

    Here, here!

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MAGGIE101857 3/26/2012 6:44AM

    Always a good reminder!

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RESOLUTIONS TO CONSIDER

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Action, not reaction

  
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TWEETYKC00 3/25/2012 10:43AM

    very good

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RIKKI572 3/25/2012 8:15AM

    The world would be a much better place if everyone thought this way!!
Wishing you a wonderful day

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LANNIEMANUEL 3/25/2012 7:57AM

    very true. life would be simpler if everyone remembered that

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TEDYBEAR2838 3/25/2012 7:54AM

    Good Morning Sunshine!

I need more action and less Reaction.

I'll have to remember that, most times I do, but?

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Ferret Update

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Cliff & I took our two ferrets to the vet today. Conrad was due for his regular checkup and shots. Popcorn - well, we both felt that he was hurting and trying to tell us he was ready to go over the rainbow bridge - so we decided to bring him to the vet also for her opinion.

The doctor agreed with us regarding Popcorn, so we made the really difficult decision that had to be made for him. We loved him so much and didn't want him to be in pain anymore.

Then, Conrad had an awful reaction to his shots - we nearly lost him as well. It was the most awful experience we've ever been through with our kids. They gave him Benedryl and other medicines to try to help him, then they put him in an incubator to keep him warm. We had to leave him at the doctor's office - it was so hard for us to leave. Thankfully, Conrad wasn't ready to leave us yet. He is back home with us and sleeping in his big comfy cage.

What a difficult day we had today.

  
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JUDITHANNIE 3/26/2012 5:43PM

    wow I'm so sorry Judy .Hope Conrad is back home and doing well.

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RIKKI572 3/24/2012 9:37PM

    Thinking of you.
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SPIRALINGUP 3/24/2012 9:02PM

    awww, that's so sad. Wish I could make things better for you. I've had many animals pass over rainbow bridge. xox
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TEDYBEAR2838 3/24/2012 8:44PM

    WOW, I'm so sorry to hear of your difficulties today.

My thoughts are with you..

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PAMNANGEL 3/24/2012 8:26PM

    Condolances on your loss. Glad Conrad is feeling better.

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TWEETYKC00 3/24/2012 8:15PM

    major hugs coming your way. It is so hard to lose a pet, they are loving and ask for nothing really in return. At least you still have your Conrad.

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SKINNYHANDFUL 3/24/2012 8:00PM

    My condolences on Popcorn's passing. I am glad that Conrad is still with you :) I'm so sorry that you had such a difficult day. *comfies*

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3/23/2012

Friday, March 23, 2012

Follow what makes you naturally curious; it will lead you to your passions and purpose.

  
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7356WILMA 3/23/2012 1:50PM

  Great words!!

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SPIRALINGUP 3/23/2012 9:11AM

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TEDYBEAR2838 3/23/2012 8:23AM

    emoticon Or get us in trouble! emoticon

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EOWYN2424 3/23/2012 7:12AM

    wise!

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