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You know you're living in 2011 when...

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Another "gem" from my inbox, pausing briefly on its trip around the cyberworld...

You know you are living in 2011 when….

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three

4. You e-mail and text the person who works at the desk next to you

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail or text addresses

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

Guilty as charged!

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MCJULIEO 5/13/2011 11:26AM

    True, SO VERY TRUE!

For All of Them!

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JERSEYFLOWER 5/11/2011 10:23PM


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PINKGRANNY 5/11/2011 9:54PM

    I like it...I am guilty as charged too!

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BLUEDOG0610 5/11/2011 9:45PM

    The microwave doesn't require my PIN? Doh! That's what I'm doing wrong!

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Stuff you didn't know you didn't know

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Popped up in my e-mail yesterday on it's way around the cyberworld, I have not verified the veracity of most but they sound good....

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury

Men can read smaller print than can women but women can hear better

Coca-Cola was originally green

It is impossible to lick your elbow

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work…Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this…)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium size dog to the age of eleven…$16,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour…61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc & copper in their hair

The first novel ever written on a typewriter…Tom Sawyer

The San Francisco cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades = King David
Hearts = Charlemagne
Clubs=Alexander the Great
Diamonds = Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 (FFK's note...when doing the math the last 3 digits are actually 300 but 321 must have looked better)

Only 2 people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776…John Hancock & Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed of August 2; the last signature wasn’t added until 5 years later.

Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace

Most boat owners name their boats. The most popular name…Obsession

If you were to spell out numbers how high would you have to count before you found the letter “a”? All the way to one thousand.

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers & laser printers have in common? All were invented by women.

On which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year? Father’s Day.

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase 'Goodnight, sleep tight'

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow! (FFK's note...guilty! Personally I think it's a higher % and doubt anyone will succeed...unless they have some sort of mutant giraffe tongue LOL!)

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CANNIE50 5/16/2011 3:39PM

    I actually did not try to lick my elbow because I know from past experience that it is not possible emoticon

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DEZZIEJAMES 5/16/2011 2:04PM

    This is cute... I love watching my P's and Q's... emoticon

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MCJULIEO 5/11/2011 9:05AM

    "Intelligent people have more zinc & copper in their hair "

Does this mean that redheads, who presumably have more copper in their hair, get progressively dumber as they age and their hair fades?

And I wonder how they define "wilderness"..... Enquiring minds want to, need to, demand to KNOW! emoticon

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    You are a goofball! And I like you that way! emoticon

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SUNNYDAZE9 5/10/2011 10:47PM

    Really interesting info. Thanks for sharing.

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JONICACALDWELL 5/10/2011 10:21PM

    My new lick my elbow.

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ATURTLESPACE 5/10/2011 10:15PM

    Tried to luck my elbow before I even got to that last statistic. I tried to resist, but apparently I'm a bit suggestible... emoticon

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TRI_BABE 5/10/2011 10:09PM

    I tried to lick my elbow. I came within an inch. LOL!!! Interesting...

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RACHELAVI123 5/10/2011 10:08PM

    Haha, this is cute!

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AXW1973 5/10/2011 10:07PM

    Thanks for sharing this! emoticon

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A Busy Weekend

Sunday, May 08, 2011

FINALLY! The rain stopped. At least for the last 2 days. It has been beautiful outside, low to mid 60s (Fahrenheit), sunny - I even got a sunburn! Practically overnight flowers have come up, leaves have appeared on trees...and my "swampland" backyard had morphed into marshland with grass halfway to my knees. I kid you not, it was TALL; the grass was so tall I swear that DNR was about to declare my backyard a protected marshland emoticon

So steps had to be taken.

Over the last 2 days I have mowed 4/3 of my backyard. No, that is not a typo. Yesterday I mowed 2/3 but I had to use the highest blade setting on half of it b/c the grass was so tall. Then my lawn mower battery was drained so recharged overnight & mowed the last 1/3 of the backyard today. Then went back & re-mowed the first 1/3 on a lower blade setting. Then did most of the weed wacking

I built the 6 raised bed boxes I needed for my garden & got them placed. I made my first dirt run today and got enough to fill 4 of them. I'll get the rest of the dirt tomorrow for the new boxes, then I can start getting the compost & additional dirt to fill all of the boxes the rest of the way. Those bags of garden soil are HEAVY! Good thing I've been doing strength training, but even so I had to lift each one 4 times (stack to cart to car to cart to garden). The bags say they only weigh 25 pound a piece but I think it is a lie, they are much heavier. Tomorrow I'll go to Lowe's during lunch & will let them load my car. I'm thinking that this is the last time I should need to add soil for a while b/c now the boxes will all be completely filled. Last year I was only able to get them filled about 2/3 of the way.

By the weekend I should be able to start planting. WooHoo, I'm going to be on-time this year! Usually I haven't gotten my act together to plant until the 1st weekend of June or later.

The 2 pear trees I planted last year have survived the winter. One has pretty white flowers all over it. The other one has leaves but no flowers, it is a different variety so maybe it doesn't flower yet. And the 2 kiwi trees I planted last summer have also survived the winter, I wasn't sure that they would here in Michigan. But the dwarf maple I planted in the front died. It was at the end of my porch, underneath a huge pine tree. I have not been able to get anything to grow on that end so I need to sit down & figure out what I'm going to do there. In the garden my chives appear to have survived as well and are growing again. I'm going to have to transplant them to a different bed.

I pruned the raspberry bushes today; they are escaping the bed and starting to invade the yard. I've got a HUGE pile of wood I need to get rid of from when I took down the playscape a few years ago. It's all just been sitting there in a pile on the side of the back garage but I need to get it gone this year. Unfortunately I can't cut it up to use in the fire pit, that would have been the easiest way to use it up (it's pressure treated & so not a good idea to burn it up). Once the wood is gone I think I'm going to plant blueberries on that side; the raspberries take up the back and have been expanding around to the other side.

Saturday night I took Jacq to the drive in movie theater to see Thor & Suckerpunch. The drive in is pretty cool, it brings back a lot of memories from when I was a kid & we had one locally. This drive in is an hour's drive away; we didn't get home until 2 am this morning. So I slept until 10:30, had breakfast & really wanted to go back to bed for a nap but went lawn mowing instead.

Tonight starts laundry for the week, I have been neglecting it again. I just looked at my calendar for the rest of the month & want to cry, I am so incredibly busy with extra-curriculars. And I don't even have all of them written down yet.

Jacq took me out to dinner for Mother's Day, I had a cup of strawberry soup which I have been wanting after working outside for the last 2 days. I have also managed to regain the 2.5 lbs I lost earlier this week, which is not a surprise. I think much of it is because I went WAY over on sodium for a few days since I haven't gone over my allotted calorie range (well, except for 1 day by a few calories but that happened b/c I changed my weight tracker/goal thing and it recalculated on me; I was within calories before the recalculation). But my last few months have been yo-yo like so I'm used to it and will get the weight gone again soon.

I hope your weekends were as good as mine! On to Monday!

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DOGSTARDADDY 5/9/2011 11:25AM

    We've had sun.. but I think the rain is heading our way soon. It was dry enough to spend 4 hours tilling the garden on Sunday.. what fun.

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MCJULIEO 5/9/2011 9:23AM

    Have fun with that gardening.....

around here, the beans have started to come in, and it suddenly is not as fun- picking beans is work!

(But oh! How I love fresh green beans!)

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GETSTRONGRRR 5/9/2011 8:23AM

    Sounds like a handful of projects. Enjoy it....don't let the zombies pollute your yard!

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AWOOD1973 5/9/2011 3:50AM

    Wow, you were a busy little bee!! Sounds like you got a lot accomplished, so that's got to be a good feeling starting your week out! I hear ya on the laundry thing! Maybe our neighbors are bringing theirs over, too! :) Hope your mother's day was great! Have a fabulous week!

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May Goals

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

I'm going to keep it short this month since May will be extremely busy with everyone's extra curricular activities. My goals for May:

1 - 35 pushups (did 30 as of Tuesday)
2 - 2 miles in 19:00 (did 19:41 tonight)
3 - finish removing living room carpet & paint floor with Killz
4 - run 5k race and improve time
5 - meet 50 lbs lost goal
6 - maintain 50 situps (not really a goal but I don't want to lose sight of it)

Last month I was afraid my goals were too hard but I met all of them. This month I'm afraid they are not hard enough. For example, when I originally set them I was only doing 26 pushups so increasing by 9 seemed like a stretch but last night in class I did 30 without feeling like my arms would fall off; I could probably have done a few more. I was in complete shock. And then I worry if I set the goals higher I might not meet them...and I REALLY like meeting my goals LOL!

I'm in a size 10 now. Funny how size 14 had a 30 lb spread but size 12 barely lasted for 10 pounds. In January when I started I could not get a size 10 much higher than my knees...and now the britches are a little baggy and I've only just started wearing them. Not that I'm complaining LOL! I missed taking my 40 lb progress picture so I have to make sure I get the 50 lb picture done when it happens this month. Although it is funny that when I look at myself in the mirror many times I don't "see" the changes, I still see the "fat girl" looking back...but when I started I also didn't actually "see" how heavy I was either and thought I looked thinner than I was. Mirrors are evil.

I'm trying to get Crazy Me into a self-help program, she keeps trying to talk me into things like buying a bike or a pool membership to start swimming. I have so far remained strong and resisted. I must keep my focus and not get caught up in goal creep no matter how many race t-shirts are at stake.

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SPOKENWORD 5/9/2011 9:31AM


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GETSTRONGRRR 5/5/2011 11:09PM

    Good on you kiddo! You're doing great!

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JUSTBIRDY 5/5/2011 10:52AM

    "goal creep" I love it!!

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MCJULIEO 5/5/2011 10:28AM

    Giggling uncontrollably.....Your living with Crazy Me amuses me no end....

Fantastic job on the goals... you SO ROCK!

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    "Mirrors are evil." VERY TRUE STATEMENT! emoticon emoticon

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VYVIENN 5/5/2011 6:47AM

    LOL I just read that Crazy You is trying to get you to buy a pool!!!! There must still be some sweat in my eye from earlier... heehee!

You know, the nice thing about goals is, they are sooooo flexible! When the 15th rolls around and you're thinking all the stuff you wanted to do IS too easy, adjust! Do extra and be extra proud of yourself. When you know there's a busy month ahead, it's important to still set yourself up for success, and when you find you can reach higher, stretch! emoticon emoticon

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My daughter's 1st track meet

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Jacq is in 8th grade this year and is a year younger than the rest of her class because we started her in school a year early, when she was 4. You wouldn't know she's only 12 to look at her (although she will be 13 in about 6 weeks).

She played football last year, on the 7th grade team. This year she decided to do track. Yesterday was their first track meet. She qualified to do "points" in all 3 of her events, the long jump, 55 meter hurdles & 200 meter hurdles.

Her best jump yesterday was 13 feet 3 inches, about half a foot shorter than her to date personal best. She still came in first place for the girls and was even ahead of the 3rd place boy.

She also came in first on her 2nd event, the 55 meter hurdles. She is the girl on the left with the white shirt sleeves. The other girl jumping is also on her team and they have been neck & neck in all their practices.

Jacq's 3rd event was the 200 meter hurdles. This time she is on the right. She was just slightly ahead until that last hurdle when her foot caught on it. She came in 2nd in that race but she's determined to win it next time.

She's trying to get the coach to let her run the 400 meter instead of the hurdles though.

They have 2 track meets every week this month. Her next one is tomorrow and the team they go against is supposed to be a lot tougher than the one yesterday so she'll have more competition.

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4EVERFIT011 5/5/2011 12:53PM

Great pics! You have a lot to be proud of!

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VYVIENN 5/5/2011 6:43AM

    emoticonI always wished I was coordinated enough for hurdles, it looks so great! I'm happy that Jacq had a great meet!!!

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DOGSTARDADDY 5/4/2011 12:20PM

    YAY for her!
It's interesting. I did the opposite thing for my oldest daughter. She was born 13 weeks early, and was always very small for her age. So We did a year of private kindergarden, then went into public school kindergarden a year later. So she's 14, and in 8th grade.

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MCJULIEO 5/4/2011 10:19AM

    You have every reason to be so proud of her...

What fun it is to excel in something that you like!

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    Oh, this reminds me of my sweet Kali... she could run like the wind! Enjoy this season in your precious girl's life! emoticon

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