Weight Loss Woman: Location! Location! Location!: Episode 16

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Our superhero has come through as the victor in yet another battle with her foe Scale Monster. The new victory has her scoping temporary housing on 127th street. Still setting her sites on mid-town in 120-ville, but liking the new housing arrangement none the less. The on-going battles have Weight Loss Woman frustrated. A recent injury has her struggling to complete daily exercise which she knows is a necessity to win the battle. However, the prime real estate she is seeking will be costly and require the effort of both exercise and healthy choices. The prize however will be worth it, after all location, location, location is key to this process. So this week leaves Weight Loss Woman searching for her "happy place" and focusing on the future.

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Weight Loss Woman -The Girl Is Back In Town!: Episode 15

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

The last time we saw our superhero she was battling Scale Monster on the outskirts of 120-ville. Today's battle with the beast was a success! Weight Loss Woman has moved back into town! The ugly one-eyed beast is still hovering on the outskirts hoping to lure her back but our girl is looking to relocate. 120-ville has some fine real estate but it takes a special piece of real estate to be a super hero's home. Weight Loss Woman has moved onto 128th street but hopes that a more suitable home will be found near the center of town soon. While Popeye had his spinach, Weight Loss Woman is finding that fish and chicken fuel her super powers. Armed with her new secret weapon: an all powerful portion analyzer (food scale in layman's terms) she faces her second week of challenges and prepares herself for next Tuesday's battle. Tune in next week as the saga continues.....

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Weight Loss Woman: Episode 14 Taking Stock

Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Climbing out of the wreakage of 2012 and up on the scales for her first battle Weight Loss Woman is dealt a heavy blow by Scale Monster. Today's weigh-in 130.4 pounds -- an all time high for our 4'11" super hero. As she takes stock today Weight Loss Woman gets back to superhero basics -- taking out her Lasso of Truth (measuring tape) she measures her chest, waist, hips, thighs, arms, and neck. This is Step 1 -- defeating denial. While Scale Monster won today's battle, Weight Loss Woman has taken a step in staging a comeback. Her journey of 365 steps (days of healthy choices) is underway with the first step.

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Weight Loss Woman: Episode 13 Every"body" needs a hero

Sunday, December 30, 2012

"Out of the ruins, out of the wreckage
Can't make the same mistakes this time"
Words from Tina Turner's We Don't Need Another Hero

It's time for Weight Loss Woman to reappear. Everybody needs a hero -- but I want to find the hero in me. I've spent 2012 making excuses and procrastinating. I thought chocolate was my kryptonite but I've found that it's attitude. I need the superhero attitude of MAKING it possible.

"And I wonder when we are ever gonna change?"
Words from Tina Turner's "We Don't Need Another Hero"

I want 2013 to be the year of change.

Weight Loss Woman is climbing out of the wreckage of 2012. A year of lost focus has taken it's toll on our superhero. She's preparing for the battle of her life. An evil spell of distraction has morphed her into Weight Gain Girl - her alternate "evil" personality. She's at the highest weight in her history and knows she must ready herself to face her foe --- Scale Monster. Stay tuned as she grapples with reality, faces down denial, and engages in weekly confrontations with her nemisis -- Scale Monster. Episode 1 for 2013 - a real tear jerker - Weight Loss Woman's current weight revealed - denial no longer an option. Tune in on Tuesday for THE RETURN OF WEIGHT LOSS WOMAN dunt du daaa

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Weight Loss Woman: Episode 12 Holiday Poem

Saturday, December 08, 2012

Twas two weeks before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
No exercise in weeks and fast food galore
But enough is enough, I declare, "No more!"

No more sausage biscuits, no more ice cream or cake
I've gained 15 pounds, it must stop for goodness sake
It's time to make changes, it's time to be good
Santa's coming to town, I must do as I should

He knows when I'm lazy, and my pants are too tight
He knows when I don't exercise, and don't eat right
At this time of year Santa checks his list twice
Weight Loss Woman has been naughty, it's time to be nice

I'll feel great this Christmas and be quite a sight
The holiday will be merry and the season bright
I'll work hard and eat right to get healthy and fit!
It's not easy, I know this, but with Spark People I'll do it

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