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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

Friday, February 25, 2011


1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.




  
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PURPLE_ROSE_BUD 2/25/2011 9:43AM

    Thanks for the chuckle this morning!!!

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JESS0107 2/25/2011 9:30AM

    emoticon That's too funny

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AMALIA8 2/25/2011 8:22AM

    LOL. I've heard this with two men talking but never with two women. It's just as funny! Thanks for sharing! Keep up the great work!

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BARNFISH 2/25/2011 8:09AM

    That's a good one!

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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

Friday, February 25, 2011


1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.




  


Thought For The Day

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The man (or woman) who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. The principle is competing against yourself. It's about self-improvement, about being better than you were the day before.

Steve Young

  
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Cajuns Moose Hunting

Monday, February 21, 2011

Two Cajun hunters from Lafayette , La. hired a pilot to fly them to Canada
to hunt moose. They bagged four. As they started loading the plane for the
return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only two moose.
They objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot four moose, and the
pilot let us put them all on board, and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all four were loaded..
Unfortunately, even at full power, the little plane couldn't handle the
load and crashed a few minutes after takeoff. Climbing out of the wreck,
Boudreaux asked Thibodeaux, "Any idea where we are?" Thibodeaux replied, "I
think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year.

  
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NPA4LOSS 2/21/2011 7:30PM

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GATOR12 2/21/2011 3:51PM

    Oh, my!!! Hope they remember the way out. And have to pack those moose, too!! (maybe pilot too???)
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FREE TO A GOOD HOME

Sunday, February 20, 2011

This is something from the paper, a picture of a
cat and a man. The caption says "Free To A Good Home."
Under the cat's picture this is what it says:
"Beautiful six-months' old male kitten; orange and
caramel tabby, playful, friendly, very affectionate,
ideal for family with kids, or (then under the man's
picture) "Handsome thirty-two-year-old husband,
personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. He
says he goes or the cat goes. Call, Jennifer 265-5543.
Come see both and decide which one you'd like!"

  
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PURPLE_ROSE_BUD 2/20/2011 9:04PM

    LOL!!!

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GATOR12 2/20/2011 4:44PM

    Agree, very cute. But truly, I might see that happening. I guess whichever goes first the other is the LUCKY one?????

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    emoticon I love it, thanks for sharing!

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OUREB33 2/20/2011 11:25AM

    That is so cute.


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CATANTIGO 2/20/2011 11:24AM

    Haha...this is funny!

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