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PUBLIC WARNING

Friday, March 22, 2013

♥ .. PUBLIC WARNING!!

A True Story Serve as a Warning

To the men: warn your loved ones!

To the women: remember this!

About a month ago there was a woman standing by the Mega Mall entrance passing out flyers to all the women going in. The woman had written the flyer herself to tell about an experience she had, so that she might warn other women.

The previous day, this woman had finished shopping, went out to her car and discovered that she had a flat. She got the jack out of the trunk and began to change the flat.

A nice man dressed in business suit and carrying a briefcase walked up to her and said, "I notice you're changing a flat tire. Would you like me to take care of it for you?" The woman was grateful for his offer and accepted his help. They chatted amiably while the man changed the flat, and then put the flat tire and the jack in the trunk, shut it and dusted his hands off.

The woman thanked him profusely, and as she was about to get in her car, the man told her that he left his car around on the other side of the mall, and asked if she would mind giving him a lift to his car. She was a little surprised and asked him why his car was on other side. He explained that he had seen an old friend in the mall that he hadn't seen for some time and they had a bite to eat and visited for a while; he got turned around in the mall and left through the wrong exit, and now he was running late and his car was clear around on the other side of the mall.

The woman hated to tell him "no" because he had just rescued her from having to change her flat tire all by herself, but she felt uneasy. Then she remembered seeing the man put his briefcase in her trunk before shutting it and before he asked her for a ride to his car. She told him that she'd be happy to drive him to his car, but she just remembered one last thing she needed to buy. She said she would only be a few minutes; he could sit down in her car and wait for her; she would be as quick as she could be.

She hurried into the mall, and told a security guard what had happened; the guard came out to her car with her, but the man had left. They opened the trunk, took out his locked briefcase and took it down to the police station. The police opened it (ostensibly to look for ID so they could return it to the man)... What they found was rope, duct tape and knives. When the police checked her "flat" tire, there was nothing wrong with it; the air had simply been let out. It was obvious what the man's motive was, and obvious that he had carefully thought it out in advance.

The woman was blessed to have escaped harm. How much worse it would have been had she waited in the car while the man fixed the tire, or if she had a baby strapped into a car seat. Or if she'd gone against her judgment and given him a lift.

  
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YMWONG22 5/11/2013 8:26AM

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MICHELE142 3/26/2013 11:32PM

   
emoticon for that info! One reason I never go mail shopping or any large place by myself! This I shall pass on!

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NPA4LOSS 3/23/2013 3:40PM

    Too many chances for this sort of thing to happen. These things do happen. Having worked at Community Corrections and having been stalked for 2 years myself, you can never be too cautious! emoticon emoticon

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MISSM66 3/23/2013 5:31AM

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1CRAZYDOG 3/22/2013 4:57PM

    This turns out to be an urban legend according to snopes.com. HOWEVER, the idea of being cautious and careful certainly is something we NEED to be reminded about often!

There's another one going around about a woman @ a gas station approached by a man who offers her his services as a painter. She declined but the man handed her a business card. The woman got back in her car and noticed she was being followed so she pulled into the nearest drive she could find and laid on her horn, feeling weak and dizzy. Apparently as the story goes, the man had put a drug on the card (like atropine given when you have surgery). She was all right after a few minutes of fresh air and the driver of the car following her sped off.

Turns out to be a hoax, but again, something to be wary of.

HUGS

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LAINYC 3/22/2013 3:26PM

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SONYALATRECE 3/22/2013 2:58PM

    Wow! That's sad what some people will do to harm others.
Sick! Sick! Sick!


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STOPPED BY THE POLICE @ 2AM

Thursday, March 21, 2013


Stopped by police @2am

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife."
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SHARJOPAUL 3/22/2013 8:54AM

    LOL

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MISSM66 3/22/2013 5:35AM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon Love it

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BRAVEONE92 3/21/2013 10:00PM

    emoticon Thank you so much for a
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NPA4LOSS 3/21/2013 9:18PM

    emoticon They hear it all! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 3/21/2013 6:21PM

    Never mess with a Senior, right! LOL

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DRUIDPRINCESS 3/21/2013 5:08PM

    Thank you for starting my day with a smile!
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DANELLEBLINKE 3/21/2013 10:52AM

    Ha ha ha ha ha. That was cute. Thanks for putting a smile on my face. emoticon emoticon

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TWO SISTERS & THE BULL

Sunday, March 17, 2013


Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock.

They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her one word: comfortable."

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull."

  
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DGFOWLER 4/21/2013 9:12AM

    This made my day...lol.. thank you ~ Donna

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1CRAZYDOG 3/17/2013 5:58PM

    OMG! Funny!!

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WANRAS 3/17/2013 5:37PM

    Great !!! Made me giggle, thank you !!

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AZMOMXTWO 3/17/2013 4:54PM

  funny thanks

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Who said I was too old to dance?

Monday, March 11, 2013

Great way to start a Monday! Exercise takes many forms.


http://1funny.com Click on the lady standing at the top of her steps of her house.

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GEORGIAGIRL26 3/15/2013 8:45AM

    Didn't see the video but you are never too old to dance!
Have a great weekend my friend. Holly emoticon

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FLUFFYWONKENOBE 3/11/2013 10:26PM

    Saw that video just the other day! Great!!

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THE COUPLE AND THE THERAPIST

Friday, March 08, 2013

A husband and wife came for counseling after 35 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 35 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”
The husband thought for a moment and replied, “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.” emoticon

  
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    emoticon I need to find that therapist!

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SONYALATRECE 3/8/2013 10:45PM

    Finally a way to shut her up! LOL!

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LINDAKAY228 3/8/2013 6:22PM

    Oh that's so funny!

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