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Kitties are no long MIA!!

Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Miss Kitty brought her 4 babies up yesterday. They were in the carport when I went outside & have grown a lot. I mixed up some Kitten Chow with warm water & tried to get 1 to eat. The other 3 are a little wilder & went under the shed to hide. Miss Kitty was gobbling it as fast as she could too. I have fixed more for them today & I think the others are eating too.

Will try to get some pictures over the next few days. They have the cutest little faces.

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NPA4LOSS 5/12/2012 7:51PM

    emoticon I can't wait to see the baby pictures! emoticon

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SUNNYWBL 5/11/2012 10:55PM

    I'm so glad she brought them for you to see! I'm looking forward to the photos!

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IAMAGEMLOVER 5/10/2012 11:42PM

    Awww kittens are so cute. A stray cat had kittens in the garage and I took care of the Mom and kittens for six weeks. Then I took them to my niece. She has all kinds of animals, pigmy goats, dogs, cats, something I don't know what it is. she loves animals. She kept them until they could leave Mom. She kept the Mom and one baby. Mom got killed by a coyote about a year ago and Black Jack is 9. He is still crazy.

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ASHAIXIM 5/8/2012 9:38PM

    Awwww!!! I'm glad you are giving mama kitten food. It has the extra nutrients she needs while she's feeding them.

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1CRAZYDOG 5/8/2012 8:26PM

    So glad you saw them and they're ok! I'll BET they're cuties!!

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MISSM66 5/8/2012 5:52PM

    Happy that you get to see your little kitten,take good care of them. emoticon emoticon

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Come out, come out wherever you are little kitties!!

Monday, May 07, 2012

I still have not found the 4 kittens. Miss Kitty comes up to eat several times a day & apparently all 4 are still nursing. I have tried to follow her, but most of the time she eats some & then goes downstairs in the carport to nap. I cannot see where she does after she naps from upstairs.

I bought Kitten Chow last week & the babies will be 4 weeks old in 3 more days. They need to be eating some food & getting weaned. I would also like to take more pictures & post them here.

Will try to catch her going back to them. Any other suggestions?

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CHESAKAT41 5/20/2012 5:19PM

    The Mother will wean them when ready. 4 weeks is way to young to wean considering their eyes opened at 9 days old. I see this posting is May 7 - so they are certainly older now and I know you have 3 of 4 promised...Best Wishes...

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MISSYMOOSE71 5/8/2012 6:59AM

    Sorry, no advice ~ just GOOD LUCK!!!

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DGFOWLER 5/8/2012 5:57AM

    Cats can be so secretive can't they? Here's hoping that you find them soon. Are you trying to tame them to give away or are you keeping all 4 for yourself? That would be. I'm the number one cat lady.. Love cats to no end.. Donna

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1CRAZYDOG 5/7/2012 9:16PM

    Awwww, I don't know anything about kittens, but hope you find where they are!

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ASHAIXIM 5/7/2012 8:14PM

    sit in the car port on one side with food/water on the other. bring a good book! Just sit still for a long while and eventually she'll get to know you. DO NOT pay her any attention... they hate that. Actually, that's why cats love cat haters. They behave "politely" to cats! LOL!! Cats don't like to be called or baited or such. Ignoring a cat is actually polite to them :)

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NPA4LOSS 5/7/2012 4:06PM

    Good luck! My last cat to have kittens had them in my daughters closet! emoticon

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MISSM66 5/7/2012 3:41PM

    Hope you find them soon,good luck. emoticon emoticon

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SASIKHASI1 5/7/2012 1:36PM

    Follow her, but be sneaky about it, you should be able to hear them meowing at this point.

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Sunday, May 06, 2012

If My Body Was a Car

This is just too funny - scary how true it is!!

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ....

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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ASHAIXIM 5/8/2012 9:45PM

    That would be a lot funnier if I didn't tell my poor car that it's okay that she's a little slow in starting, sputters a bit and has a cracked radiator and a few dings... cause I DO TOO!! ;)

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ELIZACG9 5/7/2012 9:51AM

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha truly a jewel of a joke today! emoticon emoticon

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ROSIEJ1942 5/6/2012 8:50PM

    That last line is definately, Me!!! emoticon emoticon Have a emoticonDay

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NPA4LOSS 5/6/2012 12:50PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon That last line really got me. I may not recover for a while. emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 5/6/2012 12:02PM

    Oh, I resemble that car!

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DGFOWLER 5/6/2012 11:11AM

    emoticon You always make me smile.. Love it ~~~~ Donna

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PURPLE_ROSE_BUD 5/6/2012 9:10AM

    So true! emoticon for my morning laugh!!!

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BHOLMAN1005 5/6/2012 7:56AM

    What a blast--love it

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WALIDGAZALA 5/6/2012 7:47AM

    This is frightening
You should love your body all the time
It is your lifelong friend,
Actually in the market of cars old old one like ours are sold higher than 20 year new taxi bodies

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SUZBOISANNE 5/6/2012 7:46AM

    thanks for the giggle... very cute!!! emoticon

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RIDLEYRIDER 5/6/2012 7:25AM

  How true, how true...... emoticon

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Spaghetti (joke)

Thursday, May 03, 2012

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without.

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GRANDMA624 5/9/2012 6:51PM


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ASHAIXIM 5/8/2012 9:43PM

    OUCH!! That's what he gets for having leftovers!

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NPA4LOSS 5/5/2012 12:50PM

    emoticon I am staying low carb for a while I think. I will never think of pasta in the same way again. emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 5/3/2012 9:20AM

    Ok, that takes care of any ideas of having spaghetti & meatballs for awhile! LOL

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IDLETYME 5/3/2012 8:08AM

    Started my day off with a good giggle - Thanks! emoticon emoticon

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DBELLE39 5/3/2012 7:59AM

    Too funny!!!!

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PGHKATHIE 5/3/2012 7:22AM

  Funny! Thanks for the laugh. emoticon

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Sunday, April 29, 2012

A filthy rich man in Florida decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Bubba, the only redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who is brave enough to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Bubba in the pool!

Bubba was fighting the gator and kicking its hide! Bubba was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Bubba and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Bubba strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Bubba then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Bubba, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Bubba.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Bubba.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Bubba said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Bubba, then what do you want?"

Bubba said, "I want the name of the SOB who pushed me in the pool.

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ASHAIXIM 5/8/2012 9:42PM

    Rednecks, can't live with 'em, can't build a house, fix a car or have indoor plumbing without 'em! LOL!!

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    emoticon Gotta love those rednecks! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 4/29/2012 10:11PM

    Uh oh!

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