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NEVER JUDGE ANYONE

Saturday, February 11, 2012


ý~ Never Judge Anyone ~

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call ASAP, changed his clothes and went directly to the surgery block.
He found the boy’s father going and coming in the hall waiting for the doctor. Once seeing him, the dad yelled:
“Why did you take all this time to come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t you have the sense of responsibility?”

The doctor smiled and said:
“I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital and I came the fastest I could after receiving the call…… And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work”

“Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??” said the father angrily

The doctor smiled again and replied: “I will say what Job said in the Holy Bible “From dust we came and to dust we return, blessed be the name of God”. Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go and intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace”

“Giving advice when we’re not concerned is so easy” Murmured the father.

The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy, “Thank God! Your son is saved!”

And without waiting for the father’s reply he carried on his way running. “If you have any question, ask the nurse!!”

“Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask about my son’s state” Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.

The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: “His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life, he left running to finish his son’s burial.”

NEVER JUDGE ANYONE because you never know how their life is and as to what is happening or what they’re going through.


  
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GETDONE 2/13/2012 12:58PM

    Thanks--brings it home~~ My son is a Doc
God bless. emoticon

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RSSSLHB 2/12/2012 5:17AM

    Wow emoticonfor posting

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7356WILMA 2/11/2012 6:38PM

  Wow what a story. Thanks for sharing!

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MICKAELAP 2/11/2012 3:58PM

    So very true;-)

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Conversation With God

Thursday, February 09, 2012

Me (in a tizzy) : God, can I ask you something?
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> GOD: Sure.
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> Me: Promise you won't get mad?
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> GOD: I promise.
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> Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
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> GOD: What do you mean?
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> Me: Well I woke up late,
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> GOD: Yes
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> Me: My car took forever to start,
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> GOD: Okay....
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> Me (growling): At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait
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> GOD: Hmmmm. . .
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> Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call
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> GOD: All right
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> Me (loudly): And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to soak
> my feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work. Nothing went
> right today! Why did you do that?
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> GOD: Well let me see..... the death angel was at your bed this morning and I
> had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you
> sleep through that.
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> Me (humbled): Oh...
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> GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your
> route that might have hit you if you were on the road.
> .
> Me (ashamed): ............
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> GOD: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't
> want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
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> Me (embarrassed): Oh.....
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> GOD: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to
> give a false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let
> you talk to them so you would be covered.
>
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> Me (softly): I see God
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> GOD: Oh and that foot massager, it had a short that was going to throw out
> all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in
> the dark.
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> Me: I'm sorry God.
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> GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.........in all things, the good
> and the bad
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> Me: I WILL trust you God
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> GOD: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your
> plan
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> Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything
> today.
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> GOD: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I
> love looking after my children.
>
> . . . why don't you think about some things . . .Hmmmmm?
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SNUZSUZ 2/10/2012 11:48PM

    I loved it! What a good reality check! Only He knows the why's of our days:)

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GRANDMA624 2/10/2012 5:48AM

  I have always and still do tell everyone that some things happen for a reason. Have Faith!! emoticon

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7356WILMA 2/9/2012 9:36PM

  Love this and on so many days so true. Thanks for sharing!!

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WHOLEHEARTPAT 2/9/2012 5:48PM

    Love it! Especially "My plan for your day is always better than your plan."

When, Oh when will we learn!

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CONSECRATED2GOD 2/9/2012 11:22AM

    That was EXCELLENT!! :) thanks so much for sharing!!

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THE BLONDE FROM CORK

Wednesday, February 08, 2012


An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the Casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'


MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, Not all blondes are dumb, But all men...are men.


  
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MICHELE142 2/9/2012 12:27AM

   
Best Irish One of heard and I heard many. Got any more? emoticon

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MELLYBEANS0919 2/8/2012 10:36PM

    Hahahahaha

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DBELLE39 2/8/2012 12:39PM

    LOL!

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HOLY HUMOR

Thursday, February 02, 2012


GOOD SAMARITAN A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?" A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence. "I think I'd throw up."

DID NOAH FISH? A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?" "No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."

THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23 . She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little Rick was excited about the task - but he just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line. On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know."

UNANSWERED PRAYER The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. "Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages. "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon." "How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked.

BEING THANKFUL A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says your prayers for you each night? That's very commendable. What does she say?" The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"

ALL MEN / ALL GIRLS When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless every family member, every friend, and every animal (current and past). For several weeks after we had finished the nightly prayer, Kelli would say, "And all girls." It soon became part of her nightly routine to include this closing. My curiosity got the best of me and I asked her, "Kelli, why do you always add the part about all girls?" Her response, "Because everybody always finishes their prayers by saying 'All Men'!"

SAY A PRAYER Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started to eat right away. "Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer," said his mother. "I don't need to," the boy replied. "Of course, you do," his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house." "That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook.

THE BIBLE Did you know that... When you carry the Bible, Satan has a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. Let's read the Bible every day so he keeps on fainting. Maybe one day he'll have a stroke and never wake up.

  
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WATREKKIE 2/12/2012 6:22PM

    both my DH and I laughed till we cried...thanks!! emoticon

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NPA4LOSS 2/6/2012 8:15PM

    emoticon It is so nice to see that we can have a sense of humor at the Lord's house! emoticon

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GLOMER 2/4/2012 11:09AM

    Teach Sunday School and these are really cute!

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7356WILMA 2/2/2012 11:04PM

  Needed those thanks!!

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SNUZSUZ 2/2/2012 1:46PM

    Those are very cute!

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GRANDMA624 2/2/2012 10:27AM

  So cute. emoticon emoticon

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KITT52 2/2/2012 9:09AM

    emoticon thanks

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IDLETYME 2/2/2012 7:09AM

    Cute!! Thanks for a happy start to my day!!! emoticon

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  Very entertaining. emoticon

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PRICELESS!!!!!

Tuesday, January 31, 2012


Dan wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's New Year's Eve Party. Dan is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Dan had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, was a single red rose!! Dan sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean; so is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating.

Dan asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed....

"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. .. PRICELESS

  
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GRANDMA624 2/1/2012 6:24PM

  Love it!! emoticon

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WATREKKIE 1/31/2012 9:56PM

    emoticon - thanks for the chuckle!!

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7356WILMA 1/31/2012 9:01PM

  That is sooooo good!! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 1/31/2012 11:23AM

    Oh yes! That could have been one of those " . . .and then the fight started" scenes! LOL

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NPA4LOSS 1/31/2012 10:37AM

    emoticon That man deserves some special treatment!

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BUFFYSMOM2 1/31/2012 10:01AM

    You made my day! That was hilarious!!!!!! emoticon

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AUNTB63 1/31/2012 9:49AM

    Thanks for the hearty laugh this morning. emoticon

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