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I'll Never Fall in Love Again

Thursday, March 08, 2012

Allergies, colds and flu season here - I'm snuffling, half of the patients I'm signing into the ER tonight are congested, coughing, and snuffling. Jeesh!

Composer Burt Bacharach and lyricist Hal David, 1978. Lots of singers have covered it.

What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again


What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, he'll never phone ya
I'll never fall in love again
Dontcha know that I'll never fall in love again?


Don't tell me what it's all about
'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you


What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So far at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
No, no, I'll never fall in love again



Ahh, out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you


What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So far at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
Dontcha know that I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

BUTEAFULL 3/9/2012 12:32AM

    love Dionne Warwick

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BUFFALOKAY 3/8/2012 11:30AM

    Like the song and those pictures just cracked me up. Thank you so much for sharing!!!
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LINDAKAY228 3/8/2012 10:52AM

    I've always loved that song but hadn't heard it in forever. Thanks for the memory.

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GAYLLYNNE 3/8/2012 8:50AM

    You have the most adorable blogs. Thanks for the morning smile!

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Puttin' On the Ritz

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

I just saw "Young Frankenstein" in a play Sunday - classic song and dance by Dr. Frankie and the monster. This was written by Irving Berlin 1929 - I had no idea there were so many verses!


Have you seen the well-to-do
Upon Lennox Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare
With their noses in the air


High hats and narrow collars
White spats and fifteen dollars
Spending every dime
For a wonderful time



If you're blue
And you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where Harlem flits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Spangled Gowns upon the bevy of
High browns from down the levy
All misfits
Puttin' on the Ritz



That's where each and every lulu-belle goes
Every Thursday evening with her swell beaus
Rubbin' elbows

Come with me and we'll attend their jubilee
And see them spend
Their last two bits
Puttin' on the Ritz


------ short instrumental break ------



(Boys, look at that man puttin' on that Ritz)
(You look at him, I can't)

If you're blue
And you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where Harlem flits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Spangled Gowns upon the bevy of
High browns from down the levy
All misfits
Puttin' on that certain Ritz



That's where each and every lulu-belle goes
Every Thursday evening with her swell beaus
Rubbin' elbows

Come with me and we'll attend their jubilee
And see them spend
Their last two bits
Puttin' on the Ritz


------ piano solo ------



Come with me and we'll attend their jubilee
And see them spend
Their last two bits
Puttin' on the Ritz

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

LINDAKAY228 3/7/2012 10:47AM

    I would love to see the play because I really liked the movie. I didn't realize there were so many verses to the song either!

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DAP1313 3/7/2012 9:19AM

    I loved Young Frankenstein movie. Puttin on the Ritz is a pretty good song.

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REEKU731 3/7/2012 9:04AM

    I LOVE Young Frankenstein so much! We weren't able to catch it when it came through town - but we are HUGE fans of the movie!!! Thanks for the happy blog!!!

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GAYLLYNNE 3/7/2012 7:14AM

    That was wonderful! Thanks for a smile :)

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NERVOUSWRECKIAM 3/7/2012 7:04AM

    I enjoyed your blog. Thank you!

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JSALERNO 3/7/2012 5:23AM

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Beth (by Kiss)

Sunday, March 04, 2012

A soft love song by a hard rock band - Kiss 1976



Beth I hear you calling
But I can't come home right now
Me and the boys are playing
And we just can't find the sound


Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them calling
Oh Beth what can I do
Beth what can I do



You say you feel so empty
That our house just ain't our home
I'm always somewhere else
And you're always there alone


Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them calling
Oh Beth what can I do
Beth what can.....I do


Beth I know you're lonely
And I hope you'll be alright
'Cause me and the boys will be playing all night
all night

  
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

BUTEAFULL 3/4/2012 12:16PM

    kewl one

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LINDAKAY228 3/4/2012 9:00AM

    You always have such creative ways to add the animals to the music! Love them

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JSALERNO 3/4/2012 6:29AM

    emoticon I ALWAYS LOVE YOUR BLOGS.

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SHERYLDS 3/4/2012 4:32AM

    always cute emoticon

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VICIOUS421 3/4/2012 1:28AM

    Love the song and the pictures were Adorable!!!!!!!
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PIXIESTIX6669 3/4/2012 12:50AM

    LMAO!

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Brandy (by Looking Glass)

Friday, March 02, 2012

The band Looking Glass recorded this in 1976.

There's a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes



And there's a girl in this harbor town
And she works layin' whiskey down
They say "Brandy, fetch another round"
She serves them whiskey and wine



The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea"
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)




Brandy wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the North of Spain
A locket that bears the name
Of the man that Brandy loves



He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home



The sailor said " Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)



Yeah, Brandy used to watch his eyes
When he told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean foam rise
She saw its ragin' glory
But he had always told the truth, lord, he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)


At night when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a silent town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say


She hears him say " Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

"Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
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"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"

  
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VICIOUS421 3/4/2012 1:26AM

    Adorable!!!!! I Love that song and the pictures were Awesome!!!!
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BROWNCOFIDDLER 3/2/2012 9:37PM

    Very cute & creative! Loved the humor too. emoticon

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BUTEAFULL 3/2/2012 7:41PM

    listened to this on the radio this week

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DAP1313 3/2/2012 9:43AM

    I love this song, and what great pictures to go with it!

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Coach Nicole Would Not Approve!

Thursday, March 01, 2012

After the "Recipes NOT Approved by Chef Meg", here are the LOL critters showing us how NOT to workout!


Train carefully for the runs - don't just get out there and give it your all!



Really? A one and ....



Increase the weights slowly - do not overstrain



Some exercises aren't really necessary



Pick exercises you really want to do and will stick with



But, do stick with them!



Don't scare the children or friends



Don't let the machines do all the work



Remember non-scale victories!

  
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VICIOUS421 3/4/2012 1:25AM

    emoticon I Loved all the Pictures but the Richard Simmons one was my favorite!!!!!
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YJNANA 3/3/2012 12:15PM

    very Cute :)


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FLAMENM 3/1/2012 10:34PM

    Love it!

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LILPAT3 3/1/2012 10:39AM

    Too Cute!

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LINDAKAY228 3/1/2012 10:34AM

    Oh I just love these!

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RICOCHETBEAR 3/1/2012 10:19AM

    Love this fun blog! love the dog with the weights ..spot meh! hee hee very cute pictures of our furry friends thanks for the early morning smile!

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DAP1313 3/1/2012 9:24AM

    The hamster looks like me doing a sit up, and that's about what I do too. LOL

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NANCYBOAT 3/1/2012 7:58AM

    Funny!!!!!! Love the dog sleeping on the treadmill!

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