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Disney Training

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Yep, that's what it's called. Mandatory 4 hour training on the Disney Guest and Cast relationship. It was better than I thought it'd be, but still not going to make me feel like I'm at the Happiest Place on Earth.


From Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - 1937

Some day my prince will come
Some day we'll meet again


And away to his castle we'll go
To be happy forever I know


Some day when spring is here
We'll find our love anew


And the birds will sing
And wedding bells will ring
Some day when my dreams come true

  
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TOMWDCSKC 1/28/2011 7:34AM

    Hopefully not wishful thinking. emoticon emoticon

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KNITTABLES 1/26/2011 11:26PM

    Thanks for sharing.

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HEYRED221 1/26/2011 4:47PM

    that last one is so cute!

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BUTEAFULL 1/26/2011 10:34AM

    why did you have Disney training? I'm confused, was this something you signed up for?

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GREEKGAL1 1/26/2011 7:49AM

  I love the pictures. They made me smile. Thank you.

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EUPHRATES 1/26/2011 12:35AM

    Never ever EVER stay at one of the Disney resort hotels and ask for a wake up call. There's NOTHING to make you want to throw the phone across the room like hearing Mickey Mouse in your ear "Hahahaha! Wake up sleepy head! It's time to have a happy day!" - and LOUDLY!
*shudders*

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Choosing a wife

Monday, January 24, 2011

Another Email I got from a friend: (Pix from lolcats & dogs)


A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.



The man was impressed.



The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.



Again, the man is impressed.



The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.



Obviously, the man was impressed.



The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.



Then he married the one with the biggest tits.



Men are like that, you know.



  
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JODAFEEN17 1/27/2011 11:35AM

    I'm going to have to subscribe to your blogs now, y'know. You crack me up! Again, many thanks!

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TOMWDCSKC 1/27/2011 5:48AM

    Yup that's what I'm talkin about. emoticon emoticon

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HEYRED221 1/25/2011 2:38PM

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LINDAKAY228 1/25/2011 9:12AM

    That's hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh so early this morning!

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LOUANN22 1/25/2011 3:25AM

    lol so funny but so true.

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BUTEAFULL 1/24/2011 11:56PM

    oh yeah they are

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KNITTABLES 1/24/2011 11:48PM

    That's a great one.

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SHERYLP461 1/24/2011 10:27PM

    good one

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ROOTIHAUSMAN 1/24/2011 9:56PM

    Funny! Thanks for sharing.

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I'm Tired

Sunday, January 23, 2011

performed in: "Blazing Saddles" (1974)
song by: Mel Brooks



Here I stand, the goddess of Desire,
set men on fire,
I have this power,
morning noon and night it's drink and dancing,


some quick romancing,
and then a quick shower,


stage door johnnies always surround me,
they always hound me,
with one request,
who can satisfy their lustful habits,
I'm not a rabbit!
I need some rest!


I'm tired,
sick and tired of love,
I've had my fill of love,
from below and above,
tired,
tired of being admired,
tired of love uninspired,
let's face it,
I'm tired!


I've been with 1000's of men,
again and again,
they promise the moon,
they always coming and going,
going and coming,
and always too soon!
Right girls?


I'm tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain't it a crying shame?
I'm so tired,
God dammit I'm tired!


Hello cowboy, what's your name?
Tex 'mam
Tex 'mam ? Tell me Tex'mam, are you in show business?
No
We'll then why don't you get your freaking feet off here
La ha
Ah ha he hu...
Hello handsome, is that a 10 gallon hat? Or are you just enjoying the show?
Ah ha ah...
Oh miss lilly, oh my laby, oh my pussy cat, put it there baby, put it... ohhhhh


I'm tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain't it a crying shame,
I'm so tired


[soldiers:]
she's tired
-she's tired
sick and tired of love
-give her a break
she's had her fill of love


-she's not a snake
from below and above
-can't you see she's sick?


tired
-she's bushed
tired of being admired
-let her alone
tired of love uninspired


-get off the phone
she's tired
-don't you know she's pooped?



I've been with 1000's of men,
again and again,
they sing the same toon,
the start with Byron and Shelly,
and jump on your belly,
and bust your ballon!


aye!
tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain't it a freakin shame,
I'm so...
let's face it,
everything below the waste is kapput!




  
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JODAFEEN17 1/27/2011 11:41AM

    Very good! I loved Madeleine Kahn's performance in this movie, so Garboesque!

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VICIOUS421 1/24/2011 7:28PM

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LINDAKAY228 1/24/2011 10:39AM

    I hadn't watched that movie in years and had forgotten the song until I started reading the lyrics. Then I could hear Madeline Kahn singing it. Thanks for the memory and the adorable pics!

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HEYRED221 1/23/2011 5:52PM

    That was great! Its funny you chose that, my sweetie sings that song every once in a while and he totally cracks me up. Great movie! Hope you are feeling better!

Carolyn

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MERRIKATE 1/23/2011 1:41PM

    Wonderful! Can still hear the throaty and hammily-accented rendition from the flick, by the incomparable comedienne -- Madeleine Kahn, I think?

These illustrations too cool -- houseful of pets here agrees, as they collapse in heaps of agreement.

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KNITTABLES 1/23/2011 1:38PM

    This was great too! emoticon

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TOMWDCSKC 1/23/2011 5:19AM

    I'm too tired to comment. emoticon emoticon

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The Beat Goes On

Saturday, January 22, 2011

I'm still fighting with the computer system at work - half the time (or more!) the medications I need to give aren't listed in the system, and I have to do a work-around. Grrr! We're told "It's here, get used to it, use it." Sigh


Sonny & Cher - 1967 - as things change ...


The beat goes on, the beat goes on
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da


Charleston was once the rage, uh huh
History has turned the page, uh huh
The mini skirts the current thing, uh huh
Teenybopper is our newborn king, uh huh


Chorus

The grocery store's the super mart, uh huh
Little girls still break their hearts, uh huh
And men still keep on marching off to war
Electrically they keep a baseball score


Chorus

Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce
Boys keep chasing girls to get a kiss
The cars keep going faster all the time
Bums still cry "hey buddy, have you got a dime"


  
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KNITTABLES 1/22/2011 10:58PM

    I love this one too!

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BUTEAFULL 1/22/2011 4:03PM

    very cute uh huh

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DIXIEBALL19 1/22/2011 9:59AM

    So Sweet....Thanks for sharing.

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DONNACFIT 1/22/2011 9:46AM

    Thanks for the smile..I always love these songs :) and pets :)

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BLEGNER1 1/22/2011 1:33AM

    This made me smile. Thank you. Remember some of us still walk to the tune of a different drummer.

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You've Lost That Loving Feeling

Thursday, January 20, 2011

1965 - The Righteous Brothers - W0a-oh-oh-oh!

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).
But baby, baby I know it...


You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.


Now there's no welcome look in your eyes
when I reach for you.
And now your're starting to criticize little things I do.
It makes me just feel like crying, (baby).
'Cause baby, something in you is dying.


You lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woooooah


Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.
If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah.
We had a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday.
So don't...don't...don't...don't let it slip away.


Baby (baby), baby (baby),
I beg of you please...please,
I need your love (I need your love),
I need your love (I need your love),
So bring it on back (So bring it on back),
Bring it on back (so bring it on back).


Bring back that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone,
and I can't go on,
noooo...


Bring back that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
'Cause it's gone...gone...

  
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DONNACFIT 1/22/2011 9:47AM

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    I like Don Juan. emoticon emoticon

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BUTEAFULL 1/21/2011 11:44PM

    I got to see the Righteous Brothers twice

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HEYRED221 1/21/2011 3:40PM

    aw, so cute!!! all of them.

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JEN-TINK2 1/21/2011 11:11AM

    Great pictures!

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KNITTABLES 1/20/2011 2:52PM

    These are great pictures and another great song. I love them all. emoticon

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