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TOP 10 DENIED COOKBOOK TITLES

Monday, September 10, 2012

10. Getting Even: Hillary's High-Fat Cookbook
9. Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for Dummies
8. Bob Vila's Sawdust Cuisine
7. Granny Clampett's "Yer Throwin' Away the Best Parts!" Entrees
6. Mud, Sticks, and Leaves: Cooking with a Four Year Old
5. Cooking with Condiments - An Apartment Dweller's Guide to
Making Something Out of Nothing
4. 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
3. Everything's Yogurt... Eventually!
2. Lions and Tigers and Beets, Oh My!
... and the Number 1 Rejected Cookbook Title:
1. Newman's Stone: Cooking for Older Gall Bladders

  
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SHERYLDS 9/11/2012 10:10AM

    cute

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JAMER123 9/10/2012 10:43PM

    Cute!! emoticon emoticon

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JENAE954 9/10/2012 6:07PM

  Oh my...
None of the titles excite me.

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PJBONARRIGO 9/10/2012 3:17PM

    LOL I could see some of these cookbooks on my shelf- like # 5 or #6. emoticon

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Funny Food Riddles ............

Sunday, September 09, 2012

RIDDLES

Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Answer: Corn on the cob: You throw away the skin or sheaf, then cook it, eat the corn, then throw away the cob.


Question: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Answer: Pumpkin pi.


Question: What did the grape say when he was sat on?
Answer: Nothing, he just let out a little whine.


Question: What do you call a stolen yam?
Answer: A hot potato.


Question: What was green and a great trick shooter?
Answer: Annie Okra


Question: What did the carrot say to the wheat?
Answer: Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.


Question: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
Answer: Tear gas.


Question: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
Answer: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.


Question: What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?
Answer: An icicle.


Question: An old Arab riddle goes like this:
Our servant is green. Her children are born white and then grow black. Who is she?
Answer: An olive tree.


Question: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
Answer: A Brussels' scout.

OK, NOW YOU CAN GO BACK TO BEING MISERABLE AGAIN .... LOL !! emoticon

  
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ERINMARIE424 9/10/2012 9:11PM

    fun!

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JENAE954 9/10/2012 1:24PM

  LOL!!!
Thanks once again for the belly laugh.

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SHERYLDS 9/10/2012 8:22AM

    cute

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AUNTHELEN 9/10/2012 1:26AM

    thanks! always enjoy a good chuckle! emoticon

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JO88BAKO 9/9/2012 10:41PM

    Thanks, those are really funny!!

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A time long ago when I was fat (fatter?) .......... a thanks and an invitation to a good friend

Thursday, September 06, 2012

Well, it's been just over seven months and I feel like a new woman. I am down almost 70 lbs and am never hungry. NO, NEVER.

I can't believe it, and all because of one innocent invitation to be a pal and asked me to join Weight Watchers with her 'cause she needed a buddy. Little did I know that moment would change drastically how well I feel now, I really wasn't even thinking about my health or weight very much at all. I had just lost my husband to M.S. complications after many years of being ill and wasn't used to looking after anyone but him, not even myself most times, therefore it wasn't the top priority at that time.

Funny however sad at the same time, she didn't manage to loose much weight at all, and since the program ended has put on whatever she had lost.

Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks to Sasha for the invitation, and extend my own invitation to her to join me for the 2013 session (when work pays the bill for us once again).

  
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CINDYWAGNER1 9/7/2012 2:44PM

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JENAE954 9/7/2012 1:30PM

  Sounds like you have put a lot of hard work and determination together to attain such a wonderful goal.
Congrats!
Jenae

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ERINMARIE424 9/7/2012 12:12PM

    AWESOME! Great job! Keep it up!

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JAGBUG56 9/6/2012 11:43PM

    Good for you! Keep going! You are worth it! Thanks for sharing! emoticon

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Back to reality, no more vacations until November now .... so sad

Monday, September 03, 2012


Well, here I am, back home from a lovely vacation and getting ready to return to work tomorrow. All good things must end I suppose.

I do get a 4 day weekend later in the month, so it's some relief until my next vacation in November, going on a cruise around the Carribean. Seems so long from now, but judging by the chili weather I returned home to last night, it will be moving onto winter quite soon and I will have earned some fun in the sun for a few weeks!

Until then, I am getting back into my routine, back into watching what I eat a little more closely once again and back to indoor exercise due to the weather conditions here is good old Canada.

It's been a great summer, had 6 weeks off, then returned for 5 days of mornings only, now it's time to pay for my enjoyment and save for the next adventure.

I feel like I came home for a rest since we were so busy while we were away, too much fun! Time now to cry ..... LOL

  
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ERINMARIE424 9/4/2012 8:39PM

    You can enjoy the memories of this trip while you look forward to the next one. Where are you going on your cruise?

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JENAE954 9/4/2012 5:26PM

  Aren't fond memories fantastic?

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I fly home tonight, my vacation sadly draws to an end .....

Sunday, September 02, 2012

My goodness time just flies (when you're having fun)

I can't believe how quickly the past week has flown by, so much to do in so little time. Managed to go to a good friends for dinner and out to dinner to a nice pub with one of my other friends here on Vancouver Island. Did lots (and lots and lots) of shopping, spent probably too much money .... oh well, easy come, easier go I always say. Spent some quality time with my mom and dad. Went to all the favorite places I have on the island.

Just packed my bags, and leave for home in seven hours.

Gee, I can't see through my tears of sadness to write more ....... talk to you all from 'the other side' !!

  
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ERINMARIE424 9/3/2012 9:38PM

    Welcome back! Glad you had such a great time!

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ELSCO55 9/2/2012 11:01PM

    Glad you had a great time.

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CINDYWAGNER1 9/2/2012 9:33PM

    Have safe trip back. We just got home this evening as well. Had a great time, too.

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