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Laundry, ironing, packing, so much to do for a vacation; I will need it after this !!

Thursday, August 23, 2012


Leaving early on Saturday morning for the West Coast (Canada) for 8 days.

All week I have been getting it all together, had sewing to do for items I wanna take, piles of laundry and ironing to sort thru and do, cooking dinners that can be frozen for the kids while I am away, and finally packing up my stuff .... so busy I wouldn't be surprised if I forget to pack something!

I am so excited even if it is a short time. I have friends there, my parents live there, so I have good places to stay. I have a blast every time I go out there.

Will be nice after working all this week. I was off work on a leave of absence for 6 weeks prior to returning to work on Monday, then immediately get holidays until Sept. 4th.

NOW THAT'S A SCHEDULE I COULD LIVE WITH !!!

  
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CINDYWAGNER1 8/23/2012 9:40PM

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I know exactly what you mean about getting things done before vacation. We leave tomorrow for about 9 days as well. We are traveling to MD to see family and few friends. We will be back before holiday. So, busy busy busy!! Understand what you are saying for sure.

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ERINMARIE424 8/23/2012 6:23PM

    Hope you get everything done and have a great trip!

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SABLENESS 8/23/2012 3:25PM

    Thanks for commenting on my Miss Moppet blog. We do love our four-legged babies.

Husband and I vacationed on Canada's east coast last year. Bay of Fundy is AWESOME. Enjoy your trip.

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Remember stressed spelled backward = desserts .... recipe for 'stressed' diet ......

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Stress Diet
This humorous diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day.

Instructions for Stress Diet
BREAKFAST:
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk

LUNCH:
4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed spinach
1 cup herb tea
1 Oreo cookie

MID-AFTERNOON SNACK:
The rest of Oreos in the package
2 pints Rocky Road ice cream, nuts, cherries and whipped cream
1 jar hot fudge sauce

DINNER:
2 loaves garlic bread
4 cans or 1 large pitcher Coke
1 large sausage, mushroom and cheese pizza
3 Snickers bars

LATE EVENING NEWS:
Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)

  
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MRSCLAUS46 8/23/2012 8:09PM

    Thank you for the chuckle! For me the worst part is my husband does the grocery shopping, is not interested in SP and all those goodies are sitting in front of me...........well at least I can dream of being on a Stress diet! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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ERINMARIE424 8/23/2012 6:24PM

    I've seen something like this before, but it's hilarious every time! Thanks for the laugh!

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PARKERB2 8/23/2012 1:08PM

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Then and Now For The Baby Boomers (like me)

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Then & Now

Then: Long hair.
Now: Longing for hair.

Then: Keg
Now: EKG.

Then: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux.

Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
Now: Moving to California because it's warm.

Then: You're growing pot.
Now: You're growing a pot.

Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids.

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

Then: Seeds and stems.
Now: Roughage.

Then: Popping pills, smoking joints.
Now: Popping joints.

Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity.

Then: Paar.
Now: AARP.

Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine.

Then: Killer weed.
Now: Weed killer.

Then: Hoping for a BMW.
Now: Hoping for a BM.

Then: The Grateful Dead.
Now: Dr. Kevorkian.

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
Now: Getting a new hip joint.

  
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S3XYDIVASMOM 8/22/2012 9:48PM

    I knew "then", but now it's "now." Thanks for the laugh.

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LYNETTEMOM 8/22/2012 12:39AM

    as my bf says, "if you can't laugh at yourself, you are missing the best joke". I think this is very funny

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JENAE954 8/21/2012 9:14PM

  This is priceless! Laughed so hard tears were streaming down my face.
Thanks so very much

You are priceless!

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ERINMARIE424 8/21/2012 8:24PM

    LOL

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CINDYWAGNER1 8/21/2012 8:20PM

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I hate skinny people .......... enjoy a joke !

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat."

Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my car keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

  
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PARKERB2 8/20/2012 3:27PM

    Eating is FUNdemental. emoticon

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SHERYLDS 8/20/2012 8:30AM

    I never thought it would happen to me....but it finally did....
and I was so ecstatic... I had a food party and ate twice as much to celebrate.


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KANOE10 8/20/2012 7:35AM

    That is funny..but there are people who do not care about food. I am not one of them either!

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JENAE954 8/19/2012 10:24PM

  Must be somethin' wrong with them.

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CINDYWAGNER1 8/19/2012 8:27PM

    AMEN!! Totally agree with you on this one. emoticon

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ERINMARIE424 8/19/2012 8:12PM

    Funny!

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VICKI2705 8/19/2012 7:28PM

    LOL. cute


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TERRIPAL1 8/19/2012 7:24PM

    lol love it!


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KCWIND 8/19/2012 6:59PM

  love it

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LYNNA1968 8/19/2012 6:57PM

    nice lol but since they are that special kind they wouldn't get it! Lol

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KARIDIAN1 8/19/2012 6:52PM

    Good one!

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JESSYVIRGINY 8/19/2012 6:47PM

    HAHAHAHA.....funny

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Thanks so much for the great ideas, any other suggestions appreciated ! ?

Sunday, August 19, 2012

You are the best, I got lots of replies to my last blog with ideas for entertaining my parents while they are staying with me!! For those who haven't been following, they are in their 80's.
Some great ideas provided.

They keep saying when I ask them what they would like to do "whatever you want to do is good" ...... GGRRRR !

They are a bit more 'awake' now they have had a rest from the drive, so that is nice. Today, we sat and talked, and talked and talked some more, now maybe we have run out of tongue energy, LOL.

We went to another small town close to us where my dad used to work before they moved away, and walked a small mall where my mom bought herself a dress. She was so excited perhaps I will take them to the big mall another day!

Not able to take them to the touristy kind of things, they lived here and saw it all then, so it would be the same old thing. I think if the weather stays nice, we will pack a picnic and head to the lakes.

Anyway, we will enjoy ourselves, I wanna take advantage of time with them while they are still around and well enough to keep up with my family and me!

Please keep the ideas coming though, THANK YOU SO MUCH!

  
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