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Sunday, October 20, 2013

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.



Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to

Hurt!!!!!!

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'



... Laugh, or at least groan.

Life's too short not to enjoy.

  
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    LOL!! Loved it!

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Happy thanksgiving

Sunday, October 13, 2013

I just wanted to wish all my friends a Happy Thanksgiving ( in Canada) .

  
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MORTICIAADDAMS 10/14/2013 9:21AM

    I hope it's a good one!!

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ALICIA214 10/14/2013 12:15AM

 


Thank You..

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Reference letters and other woes

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Well About a week ago I heard from the school I applied at part time as I still have to "work" (some days it feels more like indentured slavery) and they informed me that they needed a letter of reference from my boss as its been more than 5 ears since I went to school (OF course they decided to ignore 2 of the three post secondary courses I took as they supposedly were not accredited even thought they ARE) . Needless to say my boob of a boss writes a TOTALLY stupid letter (of course he could not be bothered to ask me for input or any sort of clarification etc) needless to say he manages to make a TOTAL PIG'S A** out of it totally ignoring any thing I did prior to being in his employ and NOT even mentioning my field and painted me as being only fit to be an IDIOT and a JOE-BOY OF course he wouldn't show it to me until he sent it as if doing what I am doing right now was the PINNACLE of the male working world . WHAT AN IDIOT. I am looking at a clerical job at work . It pays nearly as well and will get me out from under him. Trouble is its shift work.

  
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ADAGIO_CON_BRIO 9/30/2013 10:16AM

    I am so sorry to read this. People should not write letters unless they can do a serious and thorough job.

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MORTICIAADDAMS 9/29/2013 10:12PM

    Sounds like he was just being a turd. Hopefully what goes around come around. I hope you can find something more suitable. This job is sucking the life out of you.

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JUNEAU2010 9/29/2013 9:38PM

    bleh! My company won't even write letters - against policy!

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the oven

Thursday, September 05, 2013

Its been hot here all week , its terrible and I though "oh great I can go back to work and then it will be September and it will be cooler". If anything its hotter this week than last. At least its supposed to be closer to 72 F friday. (sorry too tired to translate other temps from metric (I HATE metric)).

  
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MARLINDA5 9/11/2013 9:32AM

    It's been in the 100s but this week cooler - 80s I am hoping for cooler weather also. emoticon

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MORTICIAADDAMS 9/6/2013 3:08PM

    I'm sick of the heat and am ready for cooler temps but we have none in sight. Freakish weather. I hope we don't go from summer to winter. I hate that!! Degrees is good for me. I don't want to translate to centigrade.

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WHIMSICALSPRITE 9/5/2013 11:04PM

    It's okay. I understand degrees F. *I'm not a fan of metric either, but that is what we get for being American. lol

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back to work tomorrow.

Monday, September 02, 2013

Yeah !! back to it tomorrow at least its sort of a short week. Thanks to Labour Day. (yes I DID spell it correctly- Noah Webster had issues). Can't decide what I am looking forward to the most the chattering IDIOTS (my co-"workers") the morons in the office, the drudgery, the boring work or just the fact that I have to put in over 8 hours at a place that stopped being fun(except for when I get to go on a trip out or elsewhere) for the most part years ago.

  
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GAYLLYNNE 9/3/2013 6:59AM

    I'm sorry you feel that way. I do too when I go to work but I think about the fact that I have a job and can feed my family. Helps to put things in perspective. Have a great day anyway!

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SHERYLP461 9/2/2013 10:19PM

    Yea, me too, however I have an end in view. I am retiring at the end of this month.

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MORTICIAADDAMS 9/2/2013 10:03PM

    I'm looking forward to being alone tomorrow. All day. At least 10 hours of no one.

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