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lenten joke (please dont take offense)

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

THE BLONDE WHO MARRIED A CATHOLIC

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and with great anticipation,

then crawled into bed, only to find her husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, ' It's Lent.'
In tears, she sobbed, ' Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!

'Who did you lend it to, and for how long?

  
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MORTICIAADDAMS 3/1/2012 9:02AM

    ROFLMBO!!

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CELIAMINER 2/29/2012 8:18AM

    Cute one!

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EVANIAN 2/29/2012 7:37AM

    no offense taken - that is way to funny!!!!

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ANDROMEDA1967 2/29/2012 5:30AM

    LOL! Although, he should have considered that before setting a date!

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FIXERGIRL 2/28/2012 10:35PM

    That's flippin' hilarious!

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PINKNFITCARLA 2/28/2012 10:26PM

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next week dread

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Next week I have a physical on Friday and I have to take a forklift truck (sorry I like to use formal english when possible) course on Tuesday. I don't know which one I dread more.

  
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CATHOLICCORGI 2/26/2012 8:51PM

    Hoppefully neither will turn out to be worthy of being "dreaded"! May you gain a peace about both situations! Most of our fears never materialize!
Will rememebr you on Tuesday!
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MORTICIAADDAMS 2/26/2012 8:07PM

    Neither sounds like much fun. LOL.

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yet another one

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

I wasn't going to bore you good people with another trivial blog about "mini-me" (my pet name for the cyst). I got 143 pts yesterday ( a personal high I think- it helped that I got both the 25 points for being on 30 days and 10 points for 100 th bulletin board post) .I had hoped to get to 150 but with NO EMAILS from SPARKPEOPLE (YOU LISTENING GUYS??) coupled with NO NEW QUIZZES it makes it tough to make any headway. I think they were trying to make it harder to get points or so it feels.

  
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CHRIS3874 2/26/2012 7:49PM

    yeah but can you do it more than one time ??

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MORTICIAADDAMS 2/21/2012 10:24PM

    You can reset the quizzes from your start page. I have before.

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my bad

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Apparently my friend got his info wrong he is supposedly one of the better surgeons, Sadly enough I don't know if I can WAIT that long- I see my GP on March 2 for my physical I think I am going to press him into doing it - I don't care at this point I feel like taking one of my late Dads hunting knives to it that's HOW sick I am of bumping it at work. I thought I was going to black out on Friday once.

  
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RENEE81170 2/19/2012 10:55PM

    oh no! that is more than frustrating. I will be hoping you can get it resolved very soon.

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LKEITHO 2/19/2012 9:25PM

    Hope you get it taken care of soon!

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MORTICIAADDAMS 2/19/2012 9:24PM

    I certainly hope you can get something done about his soon!! It sounds horrible.

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cyst

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Yeah I heard this guy is a bit of a hack - I don't understand it the politicians are always talking about how great they are managing the health care system (we have "universal" health care up here - of course that doesn't stop some of the greedy bastards from extra billing!!) I think I am going to be taking a day off this week and pleading my case to my GP as he did NOT refer me to this last idiot.
All I know is its frustrating, one of the nurses at the plasma clinic suggested a different one I could try (except he's in the SAME office as Dr Stupid).
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MORTICIAADDAMS 2/14/2012 10:11PM

    It sounds crazy to me. I would not worry about Dr. Stupid and get whoever I could get to the quickest.

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