Wednesday, September 29, 2010
I only purchased you about 3 weeks ago and you are already loose. Stop it. I washed you in the hopes that you had just stretched (and we all know nothing tightens up jeans like a spin cycle and a round in the dryer), but when I put you on fresh from the washing machine and dryer you were baggy. Baggy around the thighs mainly, but a little around the waist as well. Strangely the butt still fits fine.
Now Jeans, I write this for several reasons. The first reason is that your distant cousin the scale, who also shows my weight loss progress, isn't moving. How can you be loose but the scale stay the same? Explain it to me, would you. Secondly, I just quit my job so the boyfriend and I are now living on a music teachers salary. They don't earn much. I don't have enough money to buy new jeans because you decided to go and get all baggy and loose. It's just not an expense I can afford right now.
Thank you for reading this, Jeans, and hopefully you will be more co-operative in the future.