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Quote!

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Begin now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake.

- Paula Best, Mixed-media artist


  
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STEVENGO2 8/4/2011 12:26PM

    Awesome quote, stay in the moment!

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KATVHALE 8/4/2011 9:25AM

  Amen!

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DEE107 8/4/2011 12:02AM

    thanks for sharing good quote

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1THING 8/3/2011 10:26PM

    nice and comforting.

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ACCTGMAMA 8/3/2011 10:22PM

    Love the quote and picture.

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Quote!

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Worry is pulling tomorrow’s clouds over today’s sunshine.

- Shirley Wood, Guideposts reader, Roff, Oklahoma

  
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KATVHALE 8/3/2011 12:53PM

  Oh so true!

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STEVENGO2 8/3/2011 12:42PM

    A great quote and awesome picture!

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HEALTHYONE2008 8/3/2011 8:54AM

    Good one!

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DEE107 8/2/2011 11:40PM

    thanks for sharing a good quote

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KAYDE53 8/2/2011 9:52PM

    Love the picture & the quote!! emoticon

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Quote!

Monday, August 01, 2011

The purpose of life is to discover your gift. The meaning of life is to give your gift away.

- Dan Zadra and Kobi Yamada

  
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STEVENGO2 8/2/2011 12:37PM

    so thoughtful and true!

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KATVHALE 8/2/2011 10:02AM

  God gives us many gifts to share! Love the pic!

Have a great day!

Kat

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DEE107 8/1/2011 10:13PM

    thanks for sharing

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CARTOONB 8/1/2011 9:53PM

    Gorgeous flower! Good quote too.

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HEALTHYONE2008 8/1/2011 9:38PM

    Thanks! I needed that reminder.

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MSMEME29 8/1/2011 9:31PM

    Beautiful quote.. Learning to give the best without anything in return.. Thanks I needed to read that

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Joke!

Friday, July 29, 2011

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

This cracked me up!

  
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STEVENGO2 7/30/2011 8:32AM

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HEALTHYONE2008 7/29/2011 8:07PM

    Read kute but a bit konfusing

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DEE107 7/29/2011 7:02PM

    lol cute

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KATVHALE 7/29/2011 5:54PM

  This is tooooo funny! hahahahahahaha

Good one!

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CARTOONB 7/29/2011 5:22PM

    LOL! Loved it.

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Kids in Church!

Thursday, July 28, 2011

KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
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A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'


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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys.'


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One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'


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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'


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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson..
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'


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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand..
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'
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A wife invited some people to dinner..
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'

  
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STEVENGO2 7/30/2011 8:29AM

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QUIKSYLVER 7/29/2011 3:21PM

    Too funny! I like your new profile picture!

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KAYDE53 7/29/2011 11:51AM

    emoticonKids always come up with the best lines!

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CAROLJ35 7/29/2011 10:01AM

    CUTE!!!

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DBELLE39 7/29/2011 8:13AM

    emoticon THanks for the morning chuckles!

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JUNIAATROME 7/29/2011 2:19AM

    Had a great Good morning laugh with coffee. Thanks emoticon

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CARTOONB 7/28/2011 11:30PM

    LOL! Those are great!

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HEALTHYONE2008 7/28/2011 11:00PM

    emoticon and gets better each time I read them. My choir directer at church read these at one of our Valley Voices rehersals (the 50+ group)

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DEE107 7/28/2011 10:17PM

    lol so cute

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BLUEANGELLK 7/28/2011 10:09PM

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GRANDMAMAOF3 7/28/2011 10:08PM

    TOO CUTE! emoticon

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