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Bad Idea of the Day

Saturday, October 08, 2011

Fire has negative calories. Carbs and fats that burn away from your food do not enter your body. So -- flambée everything you eat!

I'm going out for a wonderful flambéed caesar salad and bowl of flam chowder!

  
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BANDMOM2012 10/8/2011 10:43AM

    Any thing eaten in the car is moving, so technically it is actually burning calories for you emoticon

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DAWNSYOGAFLOW 10/8/2011 8:05AM

    Broken cookies leak out calories as well.... :)

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Bad Idea of the Day

Friday, September 16, 2011

The legendary Niobium Plate of Merlin, it is said, has the power to render food served upon it non-caloric!

  
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STARFISHX 9/16/2011 1:59PM

    how funny!

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Bad idea of the day

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Could a strong enough magnet *pull* calories out of food?

  


Bad Idea of the Day

Sunday, September 04, 2011

Micro-portions!

By the FDA rules, 2.5 calories rounds down to 0.

OK, that means that one Dippin Dot, or half a gram of sugar, or 3/4 of an egg noodle, is absolutely FREE OF CALORIES!

So go ahead! Have as many Dippin Dots or 3/4-egg-noodles as you want! Just be sure to eat them one at a time.

(Disadvantage: it can take forever to actually have a snack-sized amount of food one Dippin Dot at a time. But ... that's the price of calorie-free food! Besides, if you use a really big knife, you can get exercise time for cutting the noodles.)

  


Bad Idea of the Day

Friday, September 02, 2011

Arrange your diet by month, not by day. That way, in 30-day months, you get a extra day's worth of food for absolutely free!

February is a real treat!!!

  
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NANCYRUBIO 9/2/2011 8:30AM

    If you say so, who am I to disagree?

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NANCYRUBIO 9/2/2011 8:29AM

    If you say so, who am I to disagree?

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CAM2438 9/2/2011 8:07AM

    What a great idea. emoticon

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