"You cannot tailor make your situation in life, but you can tailor make your attitudes to fit those situations." Zig Ziglar
"To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart."
"The shortest distance between two people is laughter."
"A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash."
"Humor can alter any situation and helps us cope at the very instant we are laughing."