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What Pets Write in Their Dairies . . .

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary ......



8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary...


Day 983 of my captivity...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...


Today I write in my dairy that I am feeling very blah & trying to get a hold on my eating. . . One day I will reach the goals I have for myself.

Blessings & Have a Fit & Fun Day!

Dee
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CCFIRECRACKER 9/24/2009 6:13PM

    i have always adored that "captivity" story. having 4 cats, it cracks me up everytime i read it!

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GODZDESIGN95 9/24/2009 10:30AM

    HEHE I cam close to saying that you were not a cat person. LOL. I would rather deal with cats any day. Keep going! Girl you know you got it going on.!

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CHIMEL 9/23/2009 1:47PM

    Love it!

Are you dancing today?

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SPARKLE1908 9/23/2009 9:22AM

    too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JUSTFOXXY 9/23/2009 4:38AM

    Hmmm,

I couldn't tell if that last comment was from you or the cat. emoticon

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ESSEXCHICKIE 9/23/2009 2:09AM

    It brought a smile to my face and you know what ??? It is all true !!!!!!!!

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DEEJACKSON 9/22/2009 3:29PM

    That was HILARIOUS!!! I got a big kick out of it. Thanks for the smile!



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ANMAIREE 9/22/2009 3:20PM

    I agree with NUTTE1 100% emoticon

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NUTTE1 9/22/2009 3:02PM

    HYSTERICAL!

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KVM23. 9/22/2009 2:53PM

    this was very strange but also very entertaining. i liked it a lot.

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In My Next Life?

Monday, September 21, 2009



I know its tiny print but I still had to share it! LOL

Blessings,

Dee

  
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ANMAIREE 9/22/2009 4:59AM

    emoticon u always post the funniest and cuttiest post

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STEPHANIE0904 9/21/2009 8:21PM

    hmmm - never having to shave again emoticon

Cute Dee - have a great week!!!!

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MRSGOFARR 9/21/2009 8:06PM

    oh how sweet! i love bears.

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Weekend Delight . . . .

Saturday, September 19, 2009

So I slowly got out of bed this morning but once I did, I was off & running!

My legs are still tingly from all the errands & runs I had to do today but I am grateful to my kids today! WHY? Well my daughter went with me as I shopped & she picked up a few things so that kinda kept me from going cuckoo! LOL Then my oldest did my the BIGGEST favor of the week by taking my baby to the movies! They went to see this & I just can't really stomach seeing another cartoon movie & in 3D!

I do enjoy watching kid movies on cable like Ratatouille, Toy Story Trilogy, Cars is my favorite but I just didn't feel like the movies today. So what did I do instead? I get to blog & do a light workout this evening that would never have taken place because when they are here, they argue all day long!! Some times well into the night! So mom got a bit of peace & quiet! So I spreading my spark!

No that's not me actually doing the jumping but I would if I could! LOL

Blessings & how did you delight in the weekend?! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticonDee

  
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MRSGOFARR 9/21/2009 8:22AM

    congrats on a fantanstic weekend and such a positive attitude! love it. we went to the gym on thursday and friday.

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DIVALICIOUS7 9/20/2009 9:45AM

    worked out, then went to work til 7pm - then went to my girlfriend Lana's B'Day party Out very very very late & had 1 maybe 2 too many cocktails. I was havin' a ball - you'd have to break BOTH legs to get me off the dance floor when the music's rockin'. And the shoes were high enough to cause a nosebleed.


Life is grand!!! Claire emoticon emoticon emoticon

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JUSTFOXXY 9/20/2009 7:37AM

    Good for you Dee!

Way to maximize your opportunities. I relish those moments of peace when I can work out uninterrupted or without commentary from the Peanut gallery.

Good job!

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GODZDESIGN95 9/19/2009 11:02PM

    I just fixed my hair in the natural mode. I am looking at a lot of you tube. vids. Those ladies are serious. Now I am doing my pedicure.

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NEXTYEAR 9/19/2009 10:03PM

    emoticon I enjoyed caulking the gutter, trimming the grass, and a small concrete job. Got in two one mile walks, and my sister did all the cooking today! A great day from start to finish.
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STEPHANIE0904 9/19/2009 8:37PM

    I'm enjoying some peace and quiet too as well as getting some things done around the house. I'm going to go read in a little while. I didn't get much sleep last night and was up early this morning and will be up early again tomorrow for early church service so hopefully I can get to bed early. Enjoy your peace and quiet.

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BIGDAD1211 9/19/2009 7:59PM

    Sounds like you had a great day!, Dee. I have been running like crazy myself, but now I am going to sit down with my youngest daughter (she is home from school for the weekend) and get ready for my nephew's wedding tomorrow.
Have a great rest of the evening
Blessing to you and yours
Greg

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40 + 40 + 40 +40 = Health . . .

Thursday, September 17, 2009

So you wanna know how I came up with that number today? Well it started after I got out of bed feeling a little groggy. I put my shoes on one foot at a time only to find I hadn't put on my workout shorts or top so I had to laugh to myself! LOL This being 40 years young can be something else. Anyway, I turned to FitTv & they were doing my one of favorite segments, Legs & Glutes & after I got the rest of my clothes on I got right into my workout. So I gave myself 40minutes of tightening my legs, thighs, glutes & calf muscles. Then I put in my Boot Camp DVD & gave another 40 minutes of that high octane fast past total body workout. OUCH! cathe.com/video-clips
That darn Cathe is going to be the life of me! emoticon emoticon emoticon so after that All Star Workout with Sara Ivanhoe with yoga (vinyasa) segment & I would call that warm yoga I think I gave about 40minutes & burned close to 400 calories!

After I was done I walked for 40minutes & tonight I will give some abs & light stretch for an additional 40minutes! So after all that I will be lying in bed watching Medium. I will definitely sleep tight tonight! So here's to my life, health & well being.


I also need to ask you one question, what have you done for YOU lately?!

Blessings & give yourself 40, 30, 20 or even 10minutes of fitness today!
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DIVALICIOUS7 9/18/2009 10:05PM

    You are awesome - walked as much as I could today - had a REAL BAD nosebleed last night so lifting was off limits -I'm gonna try that ab workout - lord onlyknows there's room for improvement. Keep us movin sweet DEE emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MRSGOFARR 9/18/2009 12:47PM

    you are a crazy sick workout woman. man, you got guts and i want some. love these updates.

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GODZDESIGN95 9/18/2009 8:40AM

    What a powerhouse workout. Kitties are cute.

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JUSTFOXXY 9/17/2009 10:17PM

    My plan was to drop in on a Runner's Training class, but they canceled it. I was so disappointed and really wanted to work out so I checked out the other classes they had going on. Found a Zumba class being led by a male instructor. I only mention that because at one point during the class he was doing belly dancing moves and he moved better than any woman I have ever seen. emoticon

Anyway I worked out for 60 minutes and had a lot of fun.

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MSPROVERBS31 9/17/2009 10:05PM

    That's GREAT Dee! loved this blog!
So what did I do for myself...I left 90 in the bank after I decided that I would put a down payment on some braces for myself!

If Ihad known that was all that would be left in my account until next month...I might have changed my mind!

But I decided that I would pay for myown braces...and get my smile back together! :o)
I need to do more for me...without getting permission from anyone else 1st...this was my start!
30 consultation + 30 xrays + 30getting the mouth mold

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NEXTYEAR 9/17/2009 8:51PM

    Wow! emoticon Great to hear of all your 40s.
This was my one day to have the car so I ran around alot Ha, Ha!

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LILSHINE 9/17/2009 8:51PM

    Gave it 60. You did great I will get there one day

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IAMLOVINGIT 9/17/2009 6:28PM

    emoticonI gave 101 min. 30 min yoga 71 on the cross trainer emoticon emoticon

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WORKINGSTIFF 9/17/2009 5:18PM

    My 30 will be coming up later this evening when I'm out playing volleyball.

I know what you mean about putting clothes on in the wrong order. Sometimes I can't seem to find the clothes that are laying right there in front of me. Side effect of being over 40 LOL?

Keep up the good work!



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STEPHANIE0904 9/17/2009 5:04PM

    Well, I didn't do all those 40's but I did do one 40 emoticon You know I can't keep up with you girl.

Have a great evening.

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Mental Health Issues . . .

Wednesday, September 16, 2009



This week is National Mental Health Care week.
You can do your part by remembering to contact at least
one unstable person to show you care.

Well .. ... . my job is done. Your turn!

Share a Smile today!! Oh I didn't forget what day it is . . . .

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSSn7q7lYi0

Blessings & now let's Enjoy EVERYDAY! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
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BIGDAD1211 9/17/2009 4:05PM

    HA HA HA! That is funny!
Have a great day!
Greg
Oh and thanks for adding me as a friend
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GODZDESIGN95 9/17/2009 7:53AM

    heee haww!! DOING MY PART EACH.

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