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All about the South...

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

ALABAMA

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke o' some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry layin' out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's gonna steal Henry!"

  


Lemon Juice - LOL

Friday, September 09, 2011

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'

  
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Not trying this diet...

Monday, September 05, 2011

  
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HEALTHIERKEN 9/5/2011 12:23PM

    But you know . . . . it just might be highly effective ; )

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Restaurant Ordering Tip

Sunday, September 04, 2011



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HEALTHIERKEN 9/4/2011 10:35AM

    Ah, so symbolic of all the mind games we can play on this fitness/nutrition quest!!!!!!

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    hilarious!

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Blame the Teachers...

Saturday, September 03, 2011

  
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RICHE38 9/4/2011 1:20AM

    Yep! I'll admit to having said that a few times in the classroom. emoticon

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EXENEC 9/3/2011 7:12AM

  I need this on a t-shirt! THanks.

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CAT609 9/3/2011 7:11AM

    emoticonSo true!

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