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Just one of those days...

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Wife, by text, to husband at work...

"Windows at home frozen - what should I do?"

Husband - "spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them"

Wife a few minutes later - "Done that - now computer won't work at all!"

  
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1CRAZYDOG 4/25/2012 9:53PM

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    Ha ha!!!

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ELRIDDICK 4/25/2012 8:12AM

  Thanks for sharing

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Hiking Safety

Monday, April 23, 2012

My personal favorite defense gun has always been a Beretta Jetfire in 22 short. I’ve carried it for many years including while hiking. I never leave without it in my pocket. Of course the first rule when hiking in the wilderness is to use the “BuddySystem.” This it means you NEVER hike alone, you bring a friend, companion, or even a family member because if something happens, there’s someone to go get help.

I remember one time while hiking with my wife in northern Alberta, out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us and was she mad! We must have been near one of her cubs. Anyway, if I had not had my little Jetfire, I wouldn’t be here today. Just one quick shot to my wife's knee cap and I was able to escape by just walking at a brisk pace. It’s one of the best pistols in my collection.

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23 ADULT TRUTHS

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Traffic Jams" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Ladies.....Quit Laughing.

  
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EXOTEC 5/3/2012 9:26AM

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What a bright way to start a day!

Thanks!

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SEXBOBOMB 4/19/2012 12:19PM

    Liked this very much -- wholeheartedly support #4, 8, 10 & 12!

As for #5?

http://www.youtube.com/watc
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TWEETYKC00 4/18/2012 10:55AM

    So sad, so true and sooo funny!

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GJCAB09 4/18/2012 8:04AM

    I'm frightened that I identified with so much of your post! Great Blog, thanks for the pick-me up!

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CORGIGIRL2 4/18/2012 7:13AM

  Wonderful! What a way to start the day - laughing!

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DMF2012 4/18/2012 6:59AM

    This was fun to read, thanks for sharing!

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IDIOT SIGHTING

Friday, April 06, 2012

I went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
I asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he
was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.

They walk among us......
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MSBATMAN 4/26/2012 2:12PM

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IDLETYME 4/7/2012 7:58AM

    Makes you wonder how they found their way to work!!!! emoticon

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TEEPHOTO 4/7/2012 12:36AM

    wow!

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JERZGURL_NAN 4/6/2012 6:55PM

    Seriously?

What kills me is that I finally asked for a COLA - because whenever you ask for Pepsi or Coke, they make sure you are okay with the opposite but when you try to cover both bases with COLA and THEN they ask coke or pepsi, you want to smack them, you know they don't have an option. Just give me a stupid cola. Thats why I drink water.

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AUNTIEA1959 4/6/2012 4:41PM

    oh goodness & to think it may be breeding more!! I just scared myself! lol

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BELSNICKEL 4/6/2012 3:20PM

    An iceberg og lettuce sounds like quite a lot.

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DAREDEVILME 4/6/2012 10:38AM

    Oh, good heavens...I'd have laughed out loud!!

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1CRAZYDOG 4/6/2012 10:18AM

    Lord, and they breathe also.

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GOOSIEMOON 4/6/2012 9:52AM

    Tee Hee!

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CJACK66 4/6/2012 9:42AM

    Bahahaha!

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Finally

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

I finally reached 60,000 Sparkpoints - yeah me!

Now they tell me the next level is 20,000 points more...

Guess I'll be here until next year!

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GAILRUU 4/17/2012 8:47AM

    The first levels are easy to reach but they keep getting more difficult. I have about 16,000 points to reach the next level. I average a bit over 100 per day so it takes a while. emoticon

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