Sunday, September 19, 2010
I decided to set reset my ticker today. Its not because I dont intend on ever reaching my goal weight but I think visually I need to set some more restricting constraints for myself. I am going to meet or exceed my goal of 250 by December 31st. Then I will reset it on January 1st for the next 30 lbs and then the last 20. I dont know I just feel more accomplished if I can actually see the ticker moving closer to the end. The last 12 weeks of the year I intend on being more focused and more determined that I have been in a while. Hopefully I can celebrate my 100lb weigh loss mark as the ball drops in Times Square. Seriously, Im only 28lbs from that and that is sooooooo close. I got this!!!
Monday, August 02, 2010
Yesterday I wore red heels to work. It was the weekend so no real managers there and eh I wanted to. Sooo after work I needed to head to the grocery store for my weekly edition of fresh produce. I walk in and decide to check out the Red Box first. After standing there in line a few minutes, a man walks in (no more like a GENTLEMAN because he was CLEARLY at least 70 well over the other side of retirement) sharply dressed and a Panama Jack straw hat on. I could see him out the corner of my eye checking me out and hesitantly maneuvering his cart past me. He disappears and Im thinking "ok Im safe". I wander over to the produce and by gosh they had some beautiful nectarines! So Im looking for a plastic bag and I feel someone in my personal space, I turn around and there he is again! Lawd so what happens next still has me laughing as I type this. He went and flashed those nicely fitting dentures and dropped some of that Ol' Ohio Players game on me.
him: Oh yea baby get some of that thats good for you
me: (slightly startled) oh! Yes it is
him: look at you, just lookin all cute and sweet umm hmm yess just so sweet
me: oh thank you, how are you doin today?
him: oh im better now that Ive seen you, just so sweet ( at this point hes body checking me)
me: yes oh really? thank you (laughing) well you have a good day
him: umm hmm I will you take care of all of that umm hmm just so sweet (body checking me again)
(I grab the plastic bags and escape)
I totally should have got his number for my grandma he was a nice looking GENTLEMAN lol. Men I swear are timeless creatures, I hope when I'm his age I still got it, then again if I was his age flirting with the bagger Id be something like a cougar, a jaguar hell actually a saber tooth tiger EXTINCT!
Who knew red heels could be such fun in the produce section!
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