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The Easter Bunny

Saturday, March 23, 2013


A man is driving along a highway and
sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately the rabbit jumps
right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as
well as an animal lover, pulls
over and gets out to see what
has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.

The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of
the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and
asks the man whatís wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny
with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry."

She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead
Easter Bunny, bends down,
and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another
10 feet, turns and waves,

hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,

and repeats this again and
again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman
and demands,

"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the
Easter Bunny?"

The woman turns the can
around so that the man
can read the label.

It says...

(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)

(You know you're
gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is)

It says,

"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."


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    I'm so glad I read all the way to the end.

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    Loved it!

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A Fun Way to Get in Cardio

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Today my quilty friends are coming over to go through the quilting stash I have amassed that I am now willing to admit I am not going to use again. Or EVER.

Yep, Patterns, fabrics, books....................seven boxes of stuff. And one of the boxes is a BIG one.

I have cleared out my quilt room finally, only keeping that which I really do want to work on. Or at least THINK I might want to work on.

There's tons of stuff I have no idea what I was thinking about when I just had to buy it. Duplicates of a lot of patterns (I must have REALLY liked them!) and duplicate books. No reason to hang on to it, and no reason to not pass it on to my friends who want it, right?

Now here's the good news! Putting all that stuff together for them took over four hours. I wasn't just moseying along, either. I actually broke out a sweat, and kept going.

Yeah, me. It was a great cardio workout, and I was even lifting weights. What fun and progress!! emoticon

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MNABOY 3/16/2013 1:44PM

    Hope DW doesn't read this blog! She will apply it to me and overlook her "collections". Congratulations on cleaning up your holdings.

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Hang In There!!

Thursday, March 14, 2013

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POLYANNA2 3/16/2013 12:58PM

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    HA! emoticon

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CHERIRIDDELL 3/14/2013 11:37PM

i love it!

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Services for Chris Kyle - SEAL

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Good to the very last sentence
From a friend in Texas
Patriotism, Texas and Chris Kyle:

I just wanted to share with you all that out of a horrible tragedy we were blessed by so many people. Chris was Derek's teammate through 10 years of training and battle. They both suffer/suffered from PTSD to some extent and took great care of each other because of it. 2006 in Ramadi was horrible for young men that never had any more aggressive physical contact with another human than on a Texas football field. They lost many friends. Chris became the armed services number #1 sniper of all time. Not something he was happy about, other than the fact that in so doing, he saved a lot of American lives. Three years ago, his wife Taya asked him to leave the SEAL teams as he had a huge bounty on his head by Al Qaeda. He did and wrote the book The American Sniper. 100% of the proceeds from the book went to two of the SEAL families who had lost their sons in Iraq . That was the guy Chris was. He formed a company in Dallas to train military, police and I think firemen as far as protecting themselves in difficult situations. He also formed a foundation to work with military people suffering from PTSD. Chris was a giver not a taker. He along with a friend and neighbor, Chad Littlefield, were murdered trying to help a young man that had served 6 months in Iraq and claiming to have PTSD.

Now I need to tell you about all of the blessings. Southwest Airlines flew in any SEAL and their family from any airport they flew into free of charge. The employees donated buddy passes and one lady worked for 4 days without much of a break to see that it happened. Volunteers were at both airports in Dallas to drive them to the hotel. TheMarriott Hotel reduced their rates to $45 a night and cleared the hotel for only SEALs and family. The Midlothian, Tx. Police Department paid the $45 a night for each room. I would guess there were about 200 people staying at the hotel. 100 of them SEALs. Two large buses were chartered (unknown donor paid the bill) to transport people to the different events and they also had a few rent cars (donated). The police and secret service were on duty 24 hours during the stay at our hotel.

At the house the Texas DPS parked a large motor home in front to block the view from reporters. It remained there the entire 5 days for the SEALs to congregate in and all to use the restroom so as not to have to go in the house. Taya, their two small children and both sets of parents were staying in the home. Only a hand full of SEALs went into the home as they had different duties and meetings were held sometimes on a hourly basis. It was a huge coordination of many different events and security. Derek was assigned to be a pall bearer, to escort Chris' body when it was transferred from Midlothian Funeral Home to Arlington Funeral Home and to be with Taya. Tough job. Taya seldom came out of her bedroom. The home was full with people from the church and other family members that would come each day to help. I spent one morning in a bedroom with Chris' mom and the next morning with Chad Littlefield's parents (the other man murdered with Chris). Tough job.

Nolan Ryan sent his cooking team, a huge grill and lots of steaks, chicken and hamburgers. They set up in the front yard and fed people all day long. The 200 SEALs and their family. The next day a local BBQ restaurant set up a buffet in front of the house and fed all once again. Food was plentiful and all were taken care of. Thefamilyís church kept those inside the house well fed.

Jerry Jones, the man everyone loves to hate, was a rock star. He donated use of Cowboy Stadium for the services as it was determined that so many wanted to attend. The charter buses transported us to the stadium on Monday at 10:30. Every car, bus, motorcycle was searched with bomb dogs and police. I am not sure if kooks were making threats trying to make a name for themselves or if so many SEALs in one place was a security risk...I don't know. We willing obliged. No purses ino the stadium! We were taken to The Legends room high up and a large buffet was available. That was about 300 people. We were growing.

A Medal of Honor recipient was there, lots of secret service and police and Sarah Palin and her husband. She looked nice, this was a very formal military service. The service started at 1:00 and when we were escorted onto the field I was shocked. We heard that about 10,000 people had come to attend also. They were seated in the stadium seats behind us. It was a beautiful and emotional service. Bagpipe and drum corps were wonderful and the A&M menís choir stood through the entire service and sang right at the end. We were all in tears.

The next day was the 200 mile procession from Midlothian, Tx. to Austin for burial. It was a cold, drizzly, windy day, but the people were out. We had dozens of police motorcycles riders, freedom riders 5 chartered buses and lots of cars. You had to have a pass to be in the procession and still it was huge. Two helicopters circled the procession with snipers sitting out the side door for protection. It was the longest funeral procession ever in the state of Texas . People were everywhere. The entire route was shut down ahead of us, the people were lined up on the side of the road the entire way. Firemen down on one knee, police officers holding their hats over their hearts, children waving flags, veterans saluting as we went by.. Every bridge had fire trucks with large flags displayed from their tall ladders....people all along the entire 200 miles standing in the cold weather. It was so heartwarming. Taya rode in the hearse with Chris' body so Derek rode the route with us. I was so grateful to have that time with him.

The services were at Texas National Cemetery. Very few are buried there and you have to apply to get in. It is like people from Civil War, Medal of Honor winners a few from the Alamo and all the historical people of Texas . It was a nice service and the Freedom Riders surrounded the outside of the entire cemetery to keep the crazy church people from Kansas that protests at military funerals away from us. Each SEAL put his Trident ( metal SEAL badge) on the top of Chris' casket one at a time. A lot hit it in with one blow, Derek was the only one to take 4 taps to put his in and it was almost like he was caressing it as he did it. Another tearful moment.

After the service the governor's wife, Anita Perry, invited us to the governor's mansion. She stood at the door and greeted each of us individually and gave each of the SEALs a coin of Texas (she was a sincere, compassionate, and gracious hostess). We were able to tour the ground floor and then went into the garden for beverages and BBQ. So many of the team guys said that after they get out they are moving to Texas . They remarked that they had never felt so much love and hospitality. The charter buses then took the guys to the airport to catch their returning flights. Derek just now called and after a 20 hours flight he is back in his spot, in a dangerous land on the other side of the world, protecting America .
We just wanted to share with the events of a quite an emotional, but blessed week.

And to this day, the
WORTHLESS BASTARD in the White House has never acknowledged Chris Kyle!

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WARRIORGIRL121 3/12/2013 4:16PM

    I was saddened to hear of such tragic loss but I am so grateful to all our armed forces for their sacrifices, their hard work and their courage in protecting our freedoms. Many sincere thanks to Chris Kyle and all our men and women in the military. emoticon

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SLFGOLF 3/11/2013 1:07AM

    It was a beautiful tribute to a hero

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HICKOK-HALEY 3/10/2013 11:49PM

    Chris Kyle will always be remembered, and others like him. What a wonderful tribute TX. gave to him. We know where the loyalty lies. emoticon

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CHERIRIDDELL 3/10/2013 11:38PM

    Freedom isn't free we should always remember the brave young men who fight for our rights .It may not seem like alot to honour them with a thank you or a salute but every gesture counts ! We salute Chris Kyle and all the Honourable young men and women who serve their country so well !

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Saturday, March 09, 2013

Okay. I have MY red shoes! Where are YOURS???

Here's the deal: We will wear RED SHOES to do our walking this Spring. They will match the tulips that are bursting to bloom, and you WILL WALK FASTER! Not to mention PROUDER!!!

Just think of all the comments and envy your neighbors will have for your red shoes!

Your step will be lighter, brighter, and almost match that dazzling smile on your face as you know you are the WALKING DIVA!!

I lay down the gauntlet and challenge all of you to get your red shoes and post photos of them! Any takers????

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ILLINITEACHER52 3/16/2013 4:02PM

  I have some red shoes but they are not walking shoes. I am wondering if my walking shoes should be purple as my first flower of the spring to bloom was a purple crocus.

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WARRIORGIRL121 3/12/2013 4:13PM

    I'll have to get me some red walking shoes! I love the color red to begin with! emoticon

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POLYANNA2 3/11/2013 10:23PM

    I'm going to get me some red shoes - love it!!!!
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NOTFATCAT 3/11/2013 8:15PM

    Now, Sandy, remember 2010 when you were wearing red shoes and fell while running that 5K???????
Watch your step in these new ones.

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GLOMER 3/9/2013 10:54PM

    Love the shoes - can you click them and get back to Kansas?
I have green walking shoes - but I do like your red ones.

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LUNADRAGON 3/9/2013 1:43PM

    Yes. I think I will shop for red shoes. I need these to flash up my walking.

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1BEARWIFE 3/9/2013 1:40PM

    Don't wait till you NEED new workout shoes!! You deserve them NOW!! Those old ones will work just fine after Spring..........I PROMISE!! emoticon

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KBEHNKE81 3/9/2013 1:27PM

    I told my kids that if I ever bought red shoes they would know i had completely lost my mind. However, that was in reference to dress shoes; I'm thinking red fitness shoes would be another motivator to get out there. I've had pink and yellow in the past. We'll see what we can find when I need a new pair of workout shoes.

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