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Romney's Heckler

Sunday, October 14, 2012

During a recent Romney campaign stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Mitt Witt, where are you hiding your tax returns?
Governor Romney politely responded, "I've found a very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found."

The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that, dummy"?

Governor Romney smiled and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.

"What's your next question?"

  
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ROCKINMOM776 10/20/2012 12:06AM

    And don't forget about the birth certificate that took 3 years to produce!

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EBURGITE 10/15/2012 10:43AM

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MNABOY 10/15/2012 9:42AM

    Hate I missed that!

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SLFGOLF 10/15/2012 1:03AM

    I love it!

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TIRED49 10/14/2012 11:43PM

    Thanks for sharing! Loved it!

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CHERIRIDDELL 10/14/2012 11:33PM

    LOL

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4DOGNIGHT 10/14/2012 4:48PM

    If he didn't say this, he should have! They haven't said much about it ever since he released them! Amazing. Praying for a good debate on Tuesday! Caorl

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HOTPINKCAMARO49 10/14/2012 2:15PM

  emoticon , Mitt! Thanks for sharing! emoticon

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GAILRUU 10/14/2012 1:38PM

    Funny!

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DEBBIELCG 10/14/2012 1:18PM

    nice

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CANDIK48 10/14/2012 1:07PM

    LMFAO! Too funny! I'm gonna share this with my SO.. Thanks for the laugh today!

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Dancing with a Wounded Warrior

Sunday, October 14, 2012



How many know that he hosts a few Wounded Warrior weekends at his ranch every year?

This man has so much class.









  
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MNABOY 10/15/2012 9:42AM

    Great man.

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CHERIRIDDELL 10/14/2012 11:34PM

    This is a truly honourable man!

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DLDMIL 10/14/2012 4:19PM

    So True.

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DEBBIELCG 10/14/2012 1:21PM

    he is a true american who leads by example.

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CANDIK48 10/14/2012 1:11PM

    Yes he does. He has so much more class than people will ever know. He lives his life with integrity, ideals, dignity and with a grace that most people can never claim.

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COLOMBO AT HIS BEST!!!!

Sunday, September 30, 2012


The ultimate investigator!
Ah, sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir. . ...


Excuse me President Obama, Sir. Um . . I know you're busy, and important and stuff. I mean, running the country is very important and -- ah -- I hate to bother you, Sir. I will only take a minute…

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering, Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.


So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island Sir? No? I didn't think so...

Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "Not released" or "Not available." I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are I have them written down here somewhere -- oh wait. I'll just read it to you.

Could you please help me find these things, Sir?

1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "Not available"
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available
9. Law practice client list -- Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
12. Record of your baptism -- Not available
13. Why your wife, Michelle, can no longer practice law as an attorney? (Insurance Fraud?)
14. Why your wife has 22 assistants, when other First Ladies had only one?
15. Why were you getting "foreign student aid" as a college student?
16. Which country's "passport" did you have when you visited Pakistan in 1981?
Oh and one more thing Mr. President, I can't seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me, Sir?

Oh, but hey -- listen! I know you're busy! If this is too much for you right now -- I mean -- tell you what. I'll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you're busy. I'll just let myself out.. I'll be back tomorrow. And the day after. . ...
What's that Mr. President? Who wants to know these things?
We the People of the United States of America ! You know, the ones that vote.


SEND THIS OUT TO ALL YOUR VOTING FRIENDS.....
THEY SHOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO THESE QUESTIONS!....










  
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4DOGNIGHT 10/1/2012 7:33AM

    Unfortunately, the folks who would uncover all this stuff are in bed with Obama, the liberal press.

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MNABOY 9/30/2012 11:13PM

    You caught me with "Columbo"

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Can I Have a Time Out?

Monday, September 24, 2012

Hi, If you have been reading my blogs, you will already know that I am over my head with making quilts for the Ally Cat Quilts by Krackers. I am going to Massachusetts in October. I will be visiting hospitals and Ronald McDonald type places to hand the quilts out to the kids. Obviously, I won't be accessing the web often, so perhaps I can get a time out? I will log in when I can, but count on me to be unreliable. So sorry to let you all down.

  
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GRANDMACOO 9/24/2012 11:51PM

    You are not letting us down; you are doing something more of us should do. God bless you as you work on your quilts and deliver them.

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CHERIRIDDELL 9/24/2012 10:59PM

    You will be missed but tthis is certainly a worthy cause !

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WARRIORGIRL121 9/24/2012 10:49PM

    You will be missed but understandably so. when you come back, we want to hear all the scoop on how everything went! Wishing you the best of everything and smooth events! emoticon

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GETFIT2LIVE 9/24/2012 12:40PM

    You will definitely be missed, but a time out is certainly in order for something like this. Enjoy making and delivering those quilts; they will be much appreciated, I know!

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BMCOLLEY 9/24/2012 12:24PM

    This is definitely a worthwhile reason for not signing in as often as you had been. Good luck!

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PJ2222 9/24/2012 12:24PM

    Bummer we'll miss you...but don't think we won't hold you accountable for your absence when you return! lol
emoticon So maintain the course!

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A Sampling of quilts going to Massachusetts

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Here are a few of the Ally Cat Quilts by Krackers I have been working on. Hope you enjoy!


these, along with 16 more, will be given to children ages 8-18 who are battling cancer.

  
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SHAMILTON311 9/26/2012 8:01PM

    Those little kids are going to love those quilts and will be dragging them around for years. Quilts and quilting are such a comfort.

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ESILBO 9/25/2012 9:35AM

    emoticon emoticon WHAT A GREAT WAY TO GIVE SUPPORT TO THOSE KIDS.
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BABACHAN 9/24/2012 10:54AM

    Beautiful quilts and done with a beautiful, giving heart!!!!

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MOONCHILD8 9/24/2012 9:53AM

    Thank you for making those beautiful quilts. I know the children of Massachusetts will be happy to get one. I live here in Boston. I hope you can visit the Boston Children's Hospital. Best wishes on your journey with those beautiful quilts. Love, Linda from bean town, aka Moonchild8

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4DOGNIGHT 9/23/2012 7:53PM

    This is a wonderful thing for you to do. What are those hanging from the edges of your quilts? Ruffles? Or are they strips that have to be cut off?

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BEARGODDESS 9/23/2012 6:40PM

    Very lovely quilts! emoticon emoticon

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FANGFACEKITTY 9/23/2012 9:45AM

    How beautiful...both the quilts and the act of giving!

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SANDYW1945 9/23/2012 5:54AM

    Nice. emoticon

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TOWHEE 9/22/2012 11:52PM

    Those quilts are beautiful and not particularly easy patterns to make. I'm really impressed.


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CHERIRIDDELL 9/22/2012 11:32PM

    These are gorgeous what an incredible gift .

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MYLAUREN2 9/22/2012 11:21PM

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WARRIORGIRL121 9/22/2012 10:48PM

    Sandy, these are BEAUTIFUL! emoticon emoticon emoticon This is an awesome gift to give the children. What a beautiful thing to do! I love them! Karen

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MISSLORI5 9/22/2012 10:44PM

    Lucky kids! That is a wonderful hobby! I crotchet and make baby baby blankets for new moms, mainly in my church. I so appreciate quilts, though, and admire women who can do such little work, as well as have the ability to put colors together so well! Each one of your quilts must be special to you, though, and I know they will be accepted with much heartfelt thanks! Have a great weekend, and happy quilting!


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KARRENLYNN 9/22/2012 10:24PM

    Those are really beautiful! What a great gift for those children. I bet they would be really proud to have one of your quilts.



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