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Bells are not always audible!!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Saint LawrenceCounty Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this fall, the bells are not always audible

  


Bells are not always audible!!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Saint LawrenceCounty Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this fall, the bells are not always audible

  


TOO IMPORTANT TO SKIP OVER!!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Patriotic Resistance
Get Out the Vote!

Asst Natl Dir Mellie Check out the discussion 'Breaking: Suspect Voting Machines in Nevada Are Serviced By SEIU'
Have YOU volunteered to become a Poll Watcher?


Discussion posted by Asst Natl Dir Mellie:

Posted by Jim Hoft on Tuesday, October 26, 2010, 5:46 PM The suspect voting machines in Clark County Nevada are serviced by the SEIU....


Discussion link:
Breaking: Suspect Voting Machines in Nevada Are Serviced By SEIU


  
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GETFIT2LIVE 10/27/2010 2:58PM

    Voting is not just a right, it's a privilege and duty. emoticon

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JDFAN448HS 10/27/2010 12:28PM

    Thanks for your observations and caring. Please all get out and vote.
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cheers

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JEANNEROBERTSON 10/27/2010 11:46AM

  WOW! How interesting. Hope everyone gets out to vote! It is important.

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ALMMOM 10/27/2010 11:21AM

    Wow. I know Nevada is home to Harry Reid. Guess now that I think about it, it shouldn't surprise me.

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A Return to Fat Burning Mode

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Okay. Today was THE DAY.

I was NOT going to sit in front of my computer for the first three hours of the day, then try to motivate myself to work out.

Actually, DH saved the day for me.

There I was, sitting at the computer (AKA "Flicka"), and in DH strolls with the purpose of doing ten minutes on the rower and 10 on the bike. I told him that was my plan, too.

So I continue on Flicka while he does 10 minutes on the rower, trying to ignore that I really should have gotten on the bike while he was rowing.

He finished his 10 minutes, and went straight to the bike.

Okay, okay. I step away from Flicka and get on the rower.

Once there, and beginning to row, I remember that I really LIKE this workout. I do my ten minutes, but change my mind about the bike.

Instead I pop in the DVD of Nicole's Cardio Blast. And away we go, marching and burning up those calories.

I can tell it is working, because I am really glistening. I check my attitude out, and it is very high.

I am having FUN!!

PLUS I am putting my body into fat burning mode! Win-Win all the way around!

Not to mention, I basically keep up with Nicole, all except for those side leg lifts and pulling my arms down at the same time.

Those moves just don't work for me. I can't do the arms, lifting the leg off to the side, and stay erect. I tip over.

But I keep getting up and trying to figure out how in the hell she is doing these! It remains a mystery to me, so I just do the forward ones while she is doing the impossible.

I finish up, all glistened, and decide on some Yoga. A good way to finish off a nice vigorous workout.

I turn on my Yoga music and begin putting my body into pretzel shapes and holding them for one minute. Then I change into another shape, again for one minute.

I keep this up for 10 minutes, and my body feels nicely stretched out.

I wonder......Does this make me a "CHANGELING"??? emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

  
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KAROUSELL46 10/26/2010 4:08PM

    Way to mix up your workout. You won't get bored then. You are doing emoticonYou are an inpsiration to us...Karen emoticon

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FXYGMA 10/26/2010 4:05PM

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I do wish I had not given my Gazelle away last spring before I restarted Sparks.

Melinda emoticon

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GETFIT2LIVE 10/26/2010 1:35PM

    Well done! Getting started is the hard part; once we get going, usually it feels good enough that we keep going. Are you a changeling? Mmmm, maybe . . . emoticon

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KAGGREEN 10/26/2010 1:18PM

    It makes you whatever you want to be...sounds great.

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Pearly Gates

Monday, October 25, 2010

A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates.

Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into
Heaven?"

The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter
to a homeless person on the street."

Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the records, and after
a moment Gabriel affirmed that it was true.

Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite
enough to get you into Heaven."

The Lawyer said, "Wait, wait! There's more! Three years ago, I also
gave a homeless person a quarter."

Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who, after a moment, nodded back to
affirm that it was true.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we
do with this fellow?"

Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,
"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."

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