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Pearly Gates

Monday, October 25, 2010

A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates.

Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into

The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter
to a homeless person on the street."

Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the records, and after
a moment Gabriel affirmed that it was true.

Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite
enough to get you into Heaven."

The Lawyer said, "Wait, wait! There's more! Three years ago, I also
gave a homeless person a quarter."

Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who, after a moment, nodded back to
affirm that it was true.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we
do with this fellow?"

Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,
"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."



AMERICANS to the Rescue..........AGAIN!!!

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Regarding the mine rescue, did you know:

The guy that designed the rescue module was a NASA Engineer?

The Drill was made by Schramm Inc. from Pennsylvania.

The Drill Bits were made by Center Rock, Inc. located in Berlin, Pennsylvania.

The lead driller Jeff Hart and his team are from Denver, Colorado. They are on loan from the US Military in Afghanistan where they are drilling water wells for our Forward Operating Bases. He spent the next 33 days on his feet, operating the drill that finally provided a way out Saturday for 33 trapped miners. "You have to feel through your feet what the drill is doing; it's a vibration you get so that you know what's happening," explained Hart.

Hart was called in from Afghanistan, "simply because he's the best" at drilling larger holes with the T130's wide-diameter drill bits, Stefanic said.

Standing before the levers, pressure meters and gauges on the T130's control panel, Hart and the rest of the team faced many challenges in drilling the shaft. At one point, the drill struck a metal support beam in the poorly mapped mine, shattering its hammers. Fresh equipment had to be flown in from the United States and progress was delayed for days as powerful magnets were lowered to pull out the pieces.

The mine's veins of gold and copper ran through quartzite with a high level of abrasive silica, rock so tough that it took all their expertise to keep the drill's hammers from curving off in unwanted directions. "It was horrible," said Center Rock President Brandon Fisher, exhausted after hardly sleeping during the effort.

Fisher, Stefanic and Hart called it the most difficult hole they had ever drilled, because of the lives at stake.

"If you're drilling for oil and you lose the hole, it's different.. This time there's people down below," Stefanic said. "We ruined some bits, worked through the problems as a team, and broke through," Hart said. "I'm very happy now."

Miners' relatives crowded around Hart on Saturday, hugging and posing for pictures with him as he walked down from the rescue operation into the tent camp where families had anxiously followed his work.

"He's become the hero of the day," said Dayana Olivares, whose friend Carlos Bugueno is one of the miners stuck below.

In a different day and age, Jeff Hart would be the most famous American in our country right now. He would be honored at the White House. Schoolchildren would learn of his skill and heroism. I hope to help.

Let's pass this along. We need everyday heroes!

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ALMMOM 10/26/2010 10:43AM

    Wow. I didn't know that!! Thanks for the post.

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ELSEEBEE 10/25/2010 9:22AM

    Thank you for sharing this! I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to share it with several friends. We need to stand up and be proud of being an American, no matter what our personal differences might be.

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FURIAFOX 10/25/2010 1:15AM

    A wonderful success for the miners and their families. Yes we all need to spread the news about the wonderful service men we have. There are so many countries who need our assistance in this crazy world. emoticonUSA

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PURPLESPEDCOW 10/24/2010 6:30PM

    Makes you proud to be an American!

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TENACIOUSTRISH 10/24/2010 6:18PM

    emoticonGO USA! GO USA!

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Eating Celery Article

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Okay. I have spent years believing my WW coach when she told me that CELERY was a REVERSE CALORIE FOOD. Celery and peppers.

Yes, that is what she taught the class, over and over.

I was happy with that belief. I liked it whenever I make soup, except of course, chili, I always added celery, therefore, could eat more because of the reverse calories from the celery.

Then I joined SPARK. From there, everything went downhill.

I joined Port Angeles and Surrounding Areas Spark Team. Darcey and Karen were the fearless leaders, and they were supposed to keep me going on the right track.


It began with Darcey getting me into all these exercise challenges. I am a competetive personality, so of course, I had to participate in those challenges.

I learned the difference between WALKING and STROLLING. I was a stroller. Now, because of Darcey, I am a WALKER. To the point of setting a goal of walking miles for myself this year of 700 miles and doing one 5K.

I have walked under 500 for this year, but still have some time to go. I tried doing the 5K. Fell down the hill and put a crack in my hip and pelvis. That kept me off the streets.

I injured myself with helping DH put up the Sundowner awning by clamping my thumb and finger together. Literally clamping them in the cross bar of the awning. I still use a whole litany of cuss words when I see those ads on TV. It is amazing that I still have a TV with the screen in tact.

From Darcey, I have learned how to self destruct through strength training, cardio blasting, and exercise videos on Spark.

I have indeed lost weight and become stronger, but I have not done so in a lady like manner. Nor have I done so with dignity.

I have grunted, groaned, tipped over, gasped for air, twisted my body up like a contortionist, and learned how to hop. I have bitched and hissed. But I have not done DIGNITY.

Enter Karen. Because of HER, I have not been able to quit Spark. She sends me all these encouraging memos and sayings, and finds the most interesting articles for me to read.

I have learned a whole lot about how to build and eat into a healthier way of living. I hate it when she's right, which is usually all the time. That's why I agreed to being a co-leader with her and Darcey. I am a glutton for punishment.

In fact, I haven't found her WRONG about anything yet, although I do look!!

So why am I writing this, you ask. Because of celery.

Karen sends out a post about celery NOT BEING A REVERSE CALORIE FOOD.

I am sure she is wrong, so I read the stupid article. Groan! Once again, Karen is spot on.

There is no such thing as reverse calorie foods. But celery may make me smarter. So now I have to eat celery till it comes out of my ears, right?

I mean, how many ways can YOU cook delicious dinners featuring celery?? Gives one pause, doesn't it.

I wonder if she is next going to find an article that says chocolate has no fat or calories if eaten on your birthday or when you are standing up. Probably.

In the meantime.........................

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NOLAZYBUTT110 10/25/2010 10:26PM

    one good thing about celery is its has potassium and it has healthy salt in it and I also hear there's calcium in celery! it may not have as much calcium as other foods such as kelp or dulse. But I love my celery with cream cheese and dont care about any calorie! Have to have something to munch on when I get the munchies! I Love celery in soup too! What ever is reverse calories its cheese and milk for me or anything dairy or beef (because I am lactose intolerant, it is a reverse calorie for me or at least... cuts sugar for me! So its how I get my cheese (and calcium) doing something that seems reverse to the norms as I see it. but its one sure way to cut sugar in my diet! also adding calcium to my diet! Cheese and celery is a good food! Celery, corn, kelp, pineapple and anything dairy has goodness for you! Just eating less of those good things is on the menu! lol

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FURIAFOX 10/25/2010 1:21AM

    Love celery myself. Hummus with it ain't bad, nor tuna either. Also your advice about the apricot pie was solid. Thanks again. You are a real friend. emoticon

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2BHLTHY4LIFE 10/24/2010 4:15PM

    Spark People is amazing and the positive changes we see in others and ourselves is emoticon.Celery is one veggie our family will readily eat and it's good with cream cheese(fat free) of course and peanut butter.Is it still reverse calorie food with the cream cheese or peanut butter?I was afraid that was the answer,lol,darn. I don't really enjoy it plain,it's great in soups,meatloaf,tuna salad sandwiches or salad.I enjoyed your blog and thank you! Take care of yourself and be careful! emoticonDiana

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MT-MOONCHASER 10/24/2010 4:06PM

    And what is wrong with celery in chili? I almost always put carrots and celery (if I have it on hand) in my chili.

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It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe....as it happens, near Transylvania . They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly, the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.

Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance.

Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks.

A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?"

"I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master is a doctor; come in, and I will get him!"
Bob brings his wife in.

An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist… However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."

With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely.. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.

After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more.

The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.
Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat! He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!

Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory.

He bursts in and shouts to his master:

"Master, Master!.....The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"


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LUNADRAGON 10/25/2010 11:57AM

    You got me on this one!!! Cute! emoticon

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SHOAPIE 10/23/2010 1:13PM

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ALICIA214 10/23/2010 11:52AM


Good one !!! It was a good movie too. Have a good weekend.


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FURIAFOX 10/23/2010 11:34AM

    You got me! Perfect tale for this time of the year. How funny. emoticon

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Why We VOTE!!

Friday, October 22, 2010

T'was the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
tired of political clap-trap

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as they flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note—

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DESTINYE 10/22/2010 8:34PM

    Love the photos!

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WHOVIANPRINCESS 10/22/2010 12:42PM

    I too hope that everyone votes, regardless what their political beliefs may be.

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GIANT-STEPS 10/22/2010 12:42PM

  But President Obama's stimulus program included the largest 1 year tax cut in US history. The auto bailouts have saved millions of American jobs and some of the bailout money has already been repaid with interest and no doubt the cost of doing nothing in lost future revenues would have been much higher than the bailout.

While I did enjoy your poem and found it quite creative it is based on right wing paranoia instead of fact.

Everyone should vote though.

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AMBERSUNSET 10/22/2010 12:21PM

  Love Love Loved it.

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GLEORIA 10/22/2010 12:18PM

    This was clever. The times we are in a quite interesting, we each have to weigh individual needs and social needs. We are doing this not just on the national level but locally too. There propositions in my area that could cause me to go into my wallet to the tune almost $1,000 per year.

I agree we should all vote. I think we should also pray that God will lead the heart and mind of each voter as we prepare to vote on November 2.

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OLYGIRL1 10/22/2010 12:16PM

    You are so right, every one who is eligible should vote.

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