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I Walked Three Miles for Chocolate Mousse Cake

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Yesterday was the Christmas party at Quilt Club. I attended, therefore, I was already in trouble.

I didn't start out in trouble. I had wonderful intentions. I made a big bowl of cut up fruit, knowing that way I was sure there would be good food for me to eat. The fruit was beautifully presented in a big crystal bowl, looking very festive indeed.

The program was really wonderful. The Sequim Men's Acapella Choir came and put on a program for us. They are really good, and before we were ready, the end of the program came. A very FAST 45 minutes of sheer pleasure.

As soon as they began marching out the door, I stood up and began looking lustfully at the food tables.

The dessert tables were the closest ones to me.

The the President stood up and made an announcement that we were to file up to the tables, beginning with the SALAD tables, first.

Not only THAT, but we were to go up when they called our table row, and not before! Of course, the table I was sitting at got called last.

That wasn't so bad, though, because I hit the dessert tables while everyone else was dutifully doing the tables in the correct order.

The quilters at our table were grousing about probably being LAST, so I was a good Santa' s Helper and got them all one of those little brownies shaped like a Christmas tree.

They were commercially done, and a bit dry, but we enjoyed them.

Still not our turn. Those little pastries next to the Christmas tree brownies looked good. I think they have lemon curd fillings.

I saunter over and get some for our table. Yep. Lemon curd. Very good, too.

Still not our turn. Time to get some of that frothy punch over there. I get enough to go around.

We chat for a few moments, noticing how slowly the lines are going. I am elected (by ME) to get us some cookies. The cookies are REALLY good. Munch munch.

We need more punch. Okay. No one else has touched the punch bowls. Wonder why??

While I am getting the punch, I notice that my table members are heading to the line. Our table was called while I was drifting over the dessert tables.

I put down the punch, and head for the salad table.

Somehow, not much looks all that enticing to me. There was one dish that had beets and pomegranites mixed together, which I had never had before. I put some of that on my plate, think again, and add a bit more.

Going down the line, I help myself to a plate full of different salads that I have ever seen before, and of course, the fresh fruit.

I look over the main entree tables, and only want some of the yams and home made herb bread. Plop one of those rolls on my plate and go sit down.

My plate is really, REALLY full. It is full of all kinds of delicious, good for me food. I eat every morsel, and want to go for seconds, especially the yams and the beet pomegranite salad, which are both outstanding.

Of course, when I get to the tables, all of the yams and the beet salad were gone. Too bad.

I go sit down, via the dessert tables. I still have my dinner plate in my hands.

Trouble, with a capital T!!

I ignore all warnings in my head, and put the biggest piece of chocolate mousse cake on my plate. Then add a few cookies. And a different brownie. My plate runneth over.

I munch everything on my plate (after all, aren't we SUPPOSED to clean up our plates???!) and go back for another kind of cookie. I take two.

Others are beginning to leave, and the kitchen crew is beginning to clean up. I hurry over and get a plate "to take home to Ted". Of course, I only go to the dessert table.

I load up a big new plate with 2 big pieces of chocolate mousse cake. For Ted. Then I add four cookies. For Ted. Oh, there are some other cookies I didn't see before! Take four, for Ted.

I am one of the last people in the room, so now they are doling out the "take it home or we will throw it out" thing. There is some kind of cake that is nearly complete. I think it is an apple ring cake.

Sure, I will take it home with me, for Ted.

I now have to find a box to carry all this food. Ah! There's one. I fill the box for Ted, but can't get everything in it.

I take the first load (for Ted) out to the car, and come back and get the rest. Oh my. No one wants those last two pieces of chocolate mousse cake? Well, ok, I will take it home .......... to Ted. And yes, I will take that cranberry cake bread home to him, too.

I'm loaded up, and so is my car, and I head home.

Ted sees all I am bringing in the house, and he says it looks great. I am beginning to have doubts as to how good it looks.

We have a good dinner, (like I need more food!!) then he brings a piece of chocolate mousse cake and milk for each of us. How kind of him to serve me, and how much I do NOT want to eat that stupid chocolate mousse cake. But it is in front of me and "clean up your plate" resounds in my head.

I reluctantly (truly!) pick up a fork and begin to eat it, zombie fashipn. I finally give it up, and tell Ted he can have the rest of mine. He is happy with that. So am I.

I never want to see a chocolate mousse cake again in my life. Each of those pieces I ate were big enough for three people.

Today I had to face facts. I had really sabotaged myself.

I know it is cold outside, but maybe, just Maybe! I can get into my flannel lined jeans. I couldn't get them over my thighs last winter. Hey, Holy Smokes! They not only slipped right up, they are BAGGY on me! I need a belt for my pants!!

DEFINITELY have to get yesterday's Pig Fest off my body before it all turns to lard.

I put on my shoes, jacket, gloves, pedometer and timer and headed out into the 19 degree morning air.

I could FEEL the tonnage of yesterday's pig out on my thighs and butt. That won't do! It must be removed immediately!

I have to walk fast, very fast, and swing my arms for maximum burn.

Actually, it felt really good once I got moving.

I walked three miles for Chocolate Mousse Cake.

Ah, the Christmas Season...........ya gotta love it!

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NOTFATCAT 12/12/2009 5:36PM

    Well, BW, I can't let you skate on this one.
You reap what you sew (and I don't mean quilts!).
That three miles should have been a brisk ten miles to really get that much food through your system, along with a gallon of water.
Hopefully that's your last Christmas party for the year.
Your 'moment on the lips/forever on the hips' SP friend.

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KAROUSELL46 12/11/2009 2:09PM

    I love your stories. lmao It was so nice of you to be so helpful at your table. I have a party coming up next week. One of the best things there will be fry bread. Oh its sooo good. I think about getting there when alot of the food will be gone. The party lasts about 4 hours and its for the kids. What a great feeling to put something on that wasn't a good fit before. You go girl! You have a great positive outlook on life. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 12/11/2009 12:38PM

    I subcumbed to pie(s) at the Thanksgiving potluck at work, No one brought simple meats - no turkey, beef or ham. What?? There were tamales and enchiladas. I tried to pick the best choices I could on the first round. It was later, in the middle of the night, that the pies began their siren call. Pumpkin, apple, a little left-over piece of pecan. Sigh ...

The next day, I got the runs. I hadn't eaten a sugar & fat load like that in months! I like to think I have learned a lesson. We'll see at the next pot luck - where I will be sure to have some plain meats and salad.

Good for you for walking the 3 miles in baggy pants. Yippee!

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WANDA68 12/11/2009 8:28AM

    I think you sure turned a negative into a psotive! I love the way that you told the story too!! very interesting and entertaining!

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TERI99 12/11/2009 8:16AM

    Oh, I have SO been there and done that!!! I loved this; I could almost feel like I was there, just nibbling on all those goodies.
Wishing you success during the next few festive weeks! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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DROWSYMAGGIE 12/11/2009 6:22AM

    I loved this. We can pull ourselves back up after a slip and not beat ourselves up over it. Congratulations on your baggy pants.

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SLKIDDER 12/11/2009 1:13AM

    I know how you feel. I did the same thing for a donut last Sunday. Just couldn't get it out of my head--I SO wanted one.

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BEVPRESLEY 12/10/2009 10:16PM

    Well, you got that out of the way. Next time just remind yourself it wasn't really all that good and get 2 helpings of the beet salad. I agree, got a recipe?

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PERFECT01 12/10/2009 10:00PM

    I have 2 parties this weekend too! I hope I can remember your remorse and stay away from too much of a good thing. But I already planned on upping my cardio because I know I will have a couple of glasses of wine.

Don't you love it when someone decides that a room full of adults has to be managed on filling their plates. Like we would all mob the table! (Not in front of people who know us!)

Good for you taking the walk and "YEAH" for the fit of the pants.

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GCHUNG 12/10/2009 9:40PM

    I have 2 parties this weekend - I hope i can resist temptation!!! Good job for walking though.

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MARTYLYNN1 12/10/2009 9:28PM

    Next time remember how good it felt for those jeans to be lose before you eat cake. ;-) I know how you feel it is so hard to resist all that yummy food when it is right there before you. Thank goodness the one dinner I have been to so far didn't have that many yummy choices. By the way, did you get the recipe for that beet salad?

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RELGRAM 12/10/2009 9:14PM

  L O L, you Silly Woman! Good for you to not let it start a downward spiral. Once in a while is not forever! You are in charge. Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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Merry Christmas to ALL

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Ok. I added my Christmas photos tonight.

Here;s the deal: If you want to see them up close and personal, just let me know.

I need to know how many to cook for!

Several of you asked for photos of the crystal ornaments I put on my tree. I took the photos, only to find out that they don't come out very well.

That's why you have to come here, live and in person.

I would love to serve you some hot apple cider and a good Christmas dinner!

If you live in the area, and want to take me up on that, just send a private sparkmail message! emoticon

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KAROUSELL46 12/10/2009 7:35PM

    Merry Christmas to you and your family. Sounds like fun. To bad I can't make it. You are such a giving person. emoticon emoticon

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ANUT4DISNEY 12/10/2009 1:58PM

    Merry Christmas to you too. Wish I could come by and see your ornaments, lol. emoticon

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MONSTERLAURA 12/8/2009 9:08PM

    Merry Christmas to you! emoticon

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Okay, So You Got Me!

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Yesterday I actually cleaned my office and exercise room. I woke up today all stiff and sore from over doing things yesterday.

I vowed to do nothing but stretch today. My entire body needed it.

I decided it would be okay to not do any workout whatsoever today, just stretch.

So I log on to SP, and decide "Hey, I haven't weighed in for a while. Might as well do that and the measurements, too."

One pound left the ranch!!! Inches left with the pound!! emoticon

Ok. Let 's see how I am doing on the points. Gee, my body really still hurts and is sure stiff!

I switch to the fitness page, intending to find stretches.

Sure enough, there is the strength training exercises I am supposed to do today. For some reason, I really resist strength training. I only want to walk.

But the workout tools are waiting and calling me......actually, they are TAUNTING me.

The pretty blue ball is nearly jumping up and down saying "Me first! Me first!"

Let's listen to Bob Marley and some Reggae!

Okay, I will stretch with the ball. That ought to feel very good. I stretch a bit, then decide to do some crunches on the ball. After all, that's not a huge venture into exercise!

The crunches led to wall sqats with the ball, which led into kneeling roll outs with the ball, which led into push ups with the ball.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE????? I have been sabotaged by a BALL.

I am doing Hamstring curls followed by back stretches on the ball.

Good Grief! When can I get off this stupid BALL and do simple stretches??!!

Then it dawns on me. I am capable of simply getting off the ball. I mean, I AM IN CHARGE HERE, NOT SOME STUPID BALL!!!

I get off the ball, and look at the stationery bike, which is now calling me to go for a ride.

Go for a RIDE??? I have already been taken for a ride. By a ball. And Bob Marley. Two very dangerous creatures to get involved in on a day that was only supposed to be for stretches.

I whisper this to you, friend, so the ball and Marley can't hear.

"i do feel better."

NOW I will spend the day stretching.................out of sight of that damned ball!!

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KAROUSELL46 12/10/2009 7:40PM

    Sometimes I try and cover my ears and say "lalalalala"can't hear you. Doesn't work either. lol

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SCOUTHARPS 12/8/2009 9:57PM

  (Whisper--Go Ball, Go!)

I love the way you the excercise set u for the cats there with you--lets get the useless felines off thier lazy tails and have them do the workout for a change!

Love the stretching workout!

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PERFECT01 12/8/2009 9:11PM

    Way to go! That is a great example of just taking the first step and the momentusm will build.

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LINDAKAY228 12/8/2009 5:46PM

    That was such a cute way of describing your seduction by the ball and the bike

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    I think I need some Bob Marley inspiration emoticon

Great blog!

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GYPSYROSE67 12/8/2009 3:11PM

    Good For You * Let that Equipment Talk To You!


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    emoticon love it!

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DARCEYOH 12/8/2009 2:02PM

    hehe, I do that all the time. I only want to do a short simple workout, and then things got me movin', rollin' stretchin', and marchin' in place. In the end though, despite our intentions, it's all good for us.

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KARIBERRY55 12/8/2009 2:00PM

  Great job!!!! Keep it up!

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Monday, November 30, 2009

Today I walked 5 miles in 51 minutes! I just kept pushing my speed, and WOW! I was really making tracks!

I have finally gotten guilty enough to get back on the program. I was not logging all my food, exercise or much of anything else these past couple weeks. I rarely went outside to walk, using the excuse of rain and/or wind. SO WHAT???!!!

It's not like I will melt in the rain, or blow away with the wind. I am made of much sturdier stuff than that. Some of my "sturdier" jiggles. In the wrong places. Not good. Not good at all.

It all happened today like this: My friend Shirley (lovescamping) wrote a beautiful blog. She talked about her son and she decorating the Food Bank for the holidays, and how her son is making her a live wreath out of the excess Christmas branches from their tree.

I thought to myself "and just what am I doing sitting in the house, denying my need of exercise?". Emphasis on the I.

I got on the scale, and have gained 1/4 pound. NOT GOOD! I lost 43 pounds with WW, stopped doing the program, and gained 41 of those pounds right back. So, 1/4 pound may not sound like much, and is easy to dismiss with a shrug and "oh well", but in my case, 1/4 pound increase quickly becomes 41 pound increase.

That's right. Even a miniscule number like 1/4 counts! And it is too easy to let it grow into 41.

Try walking 1/4 mile as fast as you can, and you will see how important 1/4 of anything really IS!

On with my shoes, grab the pedometer and timer, jacket and gloves, and off to walk I go. I decide to see how fast I can walk before I have to stop.

Up knolls and down, step after step, I speed along. I am amazed as to just how fast I can go! This Spark Thing, as I call it, really pays off!

I had no idea that when I timidly agreed to a mile a day in September challenge that it would lead to this kind of ability and happiness.

I really love walking now. It has become a personal challenge for myself. I feel invigorated when I walk, and Winsten sometimes sits down and waits for me to come back because he is tired. No THAT impresses me!

Winsten, as most of you know, is a Golden Retriever. He is five years old now, and just beginning to settle into life. , which means he has slowed down to a speed of Mach 1.

I must admit here that he was outside before me for about a half hour, so he did get in some kind of workout before I showed up on the scene. He found me at my first mile lap, and was happy to go along with me until the last mile.

HA! I finally showed HIM a thing or two! This old broad could keep going, even after HE got tired.

Let me tell you about that last mile. It is the first time I have walked that fast, and the first time I did 5 miles on my "exercise" walk. I say that because I believe have walked 5 miles before.......in malls and such. Those walks don't count for me, though, because I was STROLLING, not WALKING.

I am zinging right along, and then look at the pedometer. Holy Cats! I have already done 4 miles! I can stop now............uh, wait a minute. Ms. Smarmy shows up!

"OK Cuddlethighs! Why not try one more mile, or are you going to quit NOW?"

I press my lips together so as not to use the language that comes to mind every time SHE enters the picture, and feel my feet stomp for about four steps.

I am stomping on her words, but nevertheless, I am still moving.

The stomp soon turns back into steps, because I am facing the hill again. I feel my calves stretching to keep up, and my butt is announcing that perhaps I am doing a bit too much. The jiggle in them is getting a bit tight. That's a GOOD thing!

I bravely face the hill, one step at a time, one breath at a time, and before I know it, I am at the top, doing the big loop!

It's all downhill from here, and I am actually beginning to play with the idea of going another mile.

Then I remember tomorrow is another day, and I will no doubt feel the workout today. I choose to end the walk with my stretches after the five miles, look at the timer and almost fall over.

THANK YOU, Sparkies, for nudging me along. THANK YOU, for all the encouragement and laughter you have given me. THANK YOU for being on this journey together!

Here's to all of you: emoticonTHANK YOU!!!
emoticon I am WOMAN! HEAR ME ROAR!

Now I will have a small piece of fruitcake. Huh? Who's there?? Who is telling me that I don't need the fruit cake, and that Special K will fill me up just as much without all the fat?

My Goodness! It is ALL OF YOU!

Thanks, I needed that. emoticon CUDDLETHIGHS??? Not today!

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KIMIKO75 12/1/2009 7:58PM

    Isn't walking just wonderful! Great job motivating yourself to get out there. I love walking with my dogs.

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NOTFATCAT 12/1/2009 1:09PM

    You know you can do 'it' you just need to consistently do it. I agree that SP is a great place to pick up some motivation when it seems we can't quite find it within ourselves. It's also a great place to scream our successes without being made to feel unwelcome.
Continue your great path to wellness and from that shadow I would say you are really making headway.

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Awesome job!

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ISLANDGIRL2013 11/30/2009 3:22PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
5 miles in 51 minutes??? That's awesome

We are capable of so much more than we think. I'm glad you gave it your all!

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KAROUSELL46 11/30/2009 2:05PM

    Wow 5 miles! You are awesome. Where did you find the sun for such a great shadow? lol I need a push to get out and walk on the days I don't go to the gym. The excuses are sure easy to come up with. Thanks for sharing your experiences. You are truly an inspriration!

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The Funniest Thanksgiving

Friday, November 27, 2009

We did have a lovely Thanksgiving. We went to our neighbor's. It is a fun story.

They came over last week, "just chatting". They were nudging each other with their elbows, saying under their breath "YOU ask her" and "NO, YOU ask her".

Finally Ted and I got a bit restless watching this nonsense, and I said "Ok. Just come out with it. What do you want?".

Then Toby blurted out "Do you cook good turkeys and make good dressing and gravy?"

What a weird question. Ted responded with a loud "She sure DOES!".

Then they explained that they wanted to do Thanksgiving at their house, but they always make lousy turkeys, dressing and gravy. "So if we supply the turkey, would you cook it?"

It was after I agreed to it that they told us they would have a guest list of 14.

So I cooked turkey, dressing and gravy, our house smelled wonderful, and we packed it all up and across the road we go.

We walk in, carrying all our food, and there are these guests.....all sitting down in the living room, looking like they were starving, and not doing any conversation.

When they saw us, they all jumped up and cheered "The turkey is here!" and headed for the table.

Neither Ted nor I dropped the food we were hauling, even though we were laughing so loud.

Dinner was really good, the turkey was moist and cooked to perfection, the gravy without nary a lump and the dressing rich with flavor. The side dishes they supplied were wonderful.

It was one of the funniest thanksgivings we have ever had!

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NOTFATCAT 11/28/2009 2:42PM

    Sounds like a good time with great food and friends.

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PERFECT01 11/28/2009 1:31AM

    That they had the courage to ask is amazing and that you were willing to do such a kind thing is wonderful! Glad you had a funny Thanksgiving!

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BEVPRESLEY 11/27/2009 9:45PM

    What wonderful neighbors you are, not to mention the life of the party. Sounds like a great day.

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MOMMA_BEAR_69 11/27/2009 8:35PM

    What a great Thanksgiving!!! So many memories...
Blessings and hugs,

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102633 11/27/2009 8:12PM

    It is what Thanksgiving is all about: Food (good of course), Family and Friends.

So glad that yours was a memorable one.

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KAROUSELL46 11/27/2009 7:31PM

    That is so awesome. Glad you have fun memories of another Thanksgiving gone.

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MPENNE 11/27/2009 7:26PM

    How wonderful

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GCHUNG 11/27/2009 6:53PM

    That is wonderful. Great job!

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OUTDOORGIRL69 11/27/2009 6:18PM

    I wonder how long they were waiting for the two of you to arrive with the dinner. I can just see you both laughing. I would most likely have dropped it.

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DARCEYOH 11/27/2009 4:57PM

    oh how funny! Glad you had a good day!

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