I'm married to the junk food king. This was not staged! The table looked like that.
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1/23/2014 3:17:17 AM
My spouse is also a junk food monarch (queen).
But, she's a closet queen. Quite literally. She keeps squirreled away in a set of drawers in the front closet, all kinds of packaged junk foods. She used to claim that these were for our grandson, but our daughter has trained him well to ignore her junk food offerings.
Mercifully, I am never tempted to eat any of this stuff. My problems was (and remains) the desire to eat massive amounts of meat, carb sides, and veggies.
The amazing thing about MDW, is that while she (a) eats the junk food often to the exclusion of "real" food, and (b) has an amazingly slow metabolism, is not that much overweight, especially considering how little exercise she has time for, these days.
4/9/2013 12:54:57 AM
My husband is the ice cream king. We should have stock with Haagen Daz...and he doesn't gain weight.
2/17/2013 1:40:55 AM
Wholly moley! I thought I lived with the junk food king!!
2/7/2013 8:12:32 PM
Ditto with the junk-food hubby. But my hubby is unique. He can eat the entire city of Chicago and not gain an ounce (well...maybe if he ate the ENTIRE city). He is so thin that if they did a movie about the Nazi concentration camps, he could be cast as one of the POWs who'd been starved for 4 years. He is painfully and unbelievably skinny. So. He can eat a full meal, including 2 pork chops...and less than an hour later, eat half a bag of oreos and 2 glasses of milk as his FIRST snack watching t.v. I do snack in the evenings with him (up to 7:30 p.m. only), but I "save" my snacks for that time. If he has chocolate, I'll fix an individual cocoa brownie. If he has cookies, I'll have two of my 60-calorie low-fat, low-sugar oatmeal raisin cookies. If he has popcorn, I have popcorn (without the butter he puts on his)!
1/25/2013 8:28:55 PM
I'm sorry. I don't have to deal with that anymore-the Milano cookies might be my down fall.
That is probably the only thing I don't miss about my DH being gone.
Play a game with DH, hide one item if he misses it, have him put funds in the retrieval jar!
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