Someone took my toothpaste tube and filled it up with jam. Someone changed my sandwich into fluffernut-and-ham. Someone laced my sneakers so they tie down by my toes. Someone changed the vacuum so it doesn't suck, it blows. Someone poured the sugar out and filled the bowl with salt. Someone messed up all the clocks and made it seem my fault. For me today, I have to say, it's nervousness that rules.... Since all that happened yesterday and now it's April Fools'!