I believe my house is haunted. Every time I look in my mirror, a crazy old lady stands in front of me, so I can't see my reflection.
Actually you can have a healthy sex life well into your later years assuming you can stand the sight of someone your age naked.
Don't think of them as hot flashes, think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
"And another thing Francis, all this fuss about Same Sex marriage. I just don't see what the big deal is. Harvey and I have been having the same sex for 54 years. and to tell you the truth, it isn't worth getting all upset over."
When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my "Life Alert" button to see how many hot firefighters show up
"What kind of tea is that?" "I don't know, but I found it in my grandson's room.". ~Here's to Getting Older~ 6 days ago
Money can buy a house, but not a home. It can buy a bed, but not sleep. It can buy a clock, but not time. It can buy a book, but not knowledge. Money can earn a position, but not respect. It can buy blood, but not health, it can buy you blood, but not life so you see, money is not everything, It often causes you pain & suffering. I tell you all this because I am your friend and as your friend, I want to take away your pain & suffering. So send me all your money, and I will suffer for you.
Have a spectacular, stupendous, sunny Sunday! 8 days ago