Today I AM the priority! Today I have decided to take the path of change. Today I CHOOSE to improve my quality of life. Today I am a success, even if it is only for today! Today I am BEAUTIFUL!! Everyday is MY Today, because I am just that wonderful!!!
Take Time To Do Something Nice For Yourself Today, Even If Its A Small Something 1688 days ago
HELLO, DO YOU KNOW ME? (Author unknown-- stolen from a friend!)
Hello, do you know me? If you don't, you should. I'm a pound of fat. And I'm the HAPPIEST pound of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why? It's because no one ever wants to lose me; I'm ONLY ONE POUND, just a pound! Everyone wants to lose 3 pounds, 5 pounds, or 15 pounds, but never only 1. So I just stick around and happily keep you fat. Then I add to myself, every so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it. That is, until I've grown to 10, 20, 30 or even more pounds in weight. Yes, it is FUN being ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT, Left to do as I please. So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, "Oh, I only lost one pound." (As if that were such a terrible thing.) For you see, if you do this, you encourage others to keep me around because they will think I'm just not worth the effort.