~~~ ~~~~~RULES OF CHOCOLATE~~~~~ ~~~ 1. If you've got chocolate on your hands, you're eating it to slow. 2. Chocolate raisins, cherries, and strawberries count as fruit. 3. Eat a chocolate bar before a meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite.
4. Money talks. Chocolate sings. 5. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look young. 6. Eat equal amount of white and dark chocolate...they'll contradict each other for a balanced diet.
7. There's no Chocolate Anonymous. No one wants to quit. 8. If you can't get 2 lbs. of chocolate home in a hot car, eat it in the parking lot. 9. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your daily things to do list. That way, you get one thing done.