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Grammy, the DragonLady

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? Iím so hungry.

Q: What's green and loud?
A: A froghorn.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? Iím so hungry.

Q: What's green and loud?
A: A froghorn.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Q: What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A: A goat.

Lifeís a bitch, because if it was a slut, itíd be easy.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.



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Member Since: 2/13/2008

SparkPoints: 40,923

Fitness Minutes: 24,920

My Goals:
What??? I'll think about it

My Program:
Nothing...and I mean NOTHING is off limits. If I have to give up all my junk and fast foods, I'll never make it.

BUT...when I indulge, it is with portion control. And that is my program--control portions and increase exercise minutes.

I use SP Nutrition and Fitness Trackers faithfully, and try to get as many SparkPoints as I can comfortably fit into a day. (You really CAN spend hours here! lol)

Personal Information:
I was born in the year of the Dragon...and I collect dragons--and grandchildren...17 to date.

Other Information:
Don't be so nosy!

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Member Comments:
TIMOTHY53
1/3/2014 12:12:28 AM

I have rebooted my Spark persona. I used to be TimothyNohe. I just sent you a friend request as Timothy53. If it pleases you, would you confirm my request?



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SLOPOKE_SAL
1/1/2014 10:31:22 PM

Chris has your number!



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GARDENCHRIS
1/1/2014 3:19:51 PM

I'm snorting because we'll see this page til about March!



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SASSYJAY
10/31/2013 2:29:28 PM

Stolen and FaceBooked, Smitty!
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SMITTY4RL
10/31/2013 8:01:50 AM

The doorbell, rings, and a man answers it.

Here stands this plain but well-dressed kid, saying "Trick or Treat!"

The man asks the kids what he's dressed up like for Halloween.

The kid says, "I'm an IRS agent." Then he takes 28% of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say Thank You.


Sorry, couldn't resist--have a good one! emoticon emoticon emoticon



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