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Grammy, the DragonLady

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? Iím so hungry.

Q: What's green and loud?
A: A froghorn.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? Iím so hungry.

Q: What's green and loud?
A: A froghorn.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Q: What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A: A goat.

Lifeís a bitch, because if it was a slut, itíd be easy.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.



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Member Since: 2/13/2008

SparkPoints: 40,301

Fitness Minutes: 24,820

My Goals:
What??? I'll think about it

My Program:
Nothing...and I mean NOTHING is off limits. If I have to give up all my junk and fast foods, I'll never make it.

BUT...when I indulge, it is with portion control. And that is my program--control portions and increase exercise minutes.

I use SP Nutrition and Fitness Trackers faithfully, and try to get as many SparkPoints as I can comfortably fit into a day. (You really CAN spend hours here! lol)

Personal Information:
I was born in the year of the Dragon...and I collect dragons--and grandchildren...17 to date.

Other Information:
Don't be so nosy!

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SLOPOKE_SAL
1/1/2014 10:31:22 PM

Chris has your number!



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GARDENCHRIS
1/1/2014 3:19:51 PM

I'm snorting because we'll see this page til about March!



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SASSYJAY
10/31/2013 2:29:28 PM

Stolen and FaceBooked, Smitty!
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SMITTY4RL
10/31/2013 8:01:50 AM

The doorbell, rings, and a man answers it.

Here stands this plain but well-dressed kid, saying "Trick or Treat!"

The man asks the kids what he's dressed up like for Halloween.

The kid says, "I'm an IRS agent." Then he takes 28% of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say Thank You.


Sorry, couldn't resist--have a good one! emoticon emoticon emoticon



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2BDYNAMIC
10/3/2013 9:52:10 PM

hI--kEEP HEARING ABOUT THE SNOWSTORM THAT 'SUDDNLY' HIT!! ....... hOPE THESE BOOTS WILL COME IN HANDY!! ........ IF NOTHING ELSE, THEY MATCH YOUR PAGE!! ............ emoticon ... wINTER CAME EARLY HEY? ......... wELL HAVE FUN! .........



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