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Grammy, the DragonLady

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? Iím so hungry.

Q: What's green and loud?
A: A froghorn.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? Iím so hungry.

Q: What's green and loud?
A: A froghorn.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Q: What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A: A goat.

Lifeís a bitch, because if it was a slut, itíd be easy.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.



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Member Since: 2/13/2008

SparkPoints: 40,272

Fitness Minutes: 24,820

My Goals:
What??? I'll think about it

My Program:
Nothing...and I mean NOTHING is off limits. If I have to give up all my junk and fast foods, I'll never make it.

BUT...when I indulge, it is with portion control. And that is my program--control portions and increase exercise minutes.

I use SP Nutrition and Fitness Trackers faithfully, and try to get as many SparkPoints as I can comfortably fit into a day. (You really CAN spend hours here! lol)

Personal Information:
I was born in the year of the Dragon...and I collect dragons--and grandchildren...17 to date.

Other Information:
Don't be so nosy!

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LEXIE63
1/23/2014 6:28:39 AM

Yo Sas, Everything OK? You been booted off Paraprosdokian again?
Well, look at me, the smartypants, managing to spell that without looking now.
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LEXIE63
1/11/2014 10:22:21 AM

Thanks for the lucky clover. Gonna need that big time! :-) Thanks also for the reminder about the games. Been struggling to remember to pop by and a lack of inbox notifications doesn't help. *sigh*



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VAMACKGIRL
1/11/2014 2:19:17 AM

WELL HELLO THERE BEAUTIFUL! LONG TIME NO SEE! (MY FAULT) Just here to warn ya...I'M BAAACK! Hehehehehehe!
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TIMOTHY53
1/4/2014 12:40:35 AM

thank you for the re-add



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TIMOTHY53
1/3/2014 12:12:28 AM

I have rebooted my Spark persona. I used to be TimothyNohe. I just sent you a friend request as Timothy53. If it pleases you, would you confirm my request?



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