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Grammy, the DragonLady

Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him, "Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why do you never hear anything about the tenth reindeer, Olive?
Olive?
You know, “Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.”

I try to be unusually kind and compassionate ...
Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him, "Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why do you never hear anything about the tenth reindeer, Olive?
Olive?
You know, “Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.”

I try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.

Q: What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve?
A: A pack of batteries which says at the bottom "toy not included."

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Member Since: 2/13/2008

SparkPoints: 41,880

Fitness Minutes: 24,920

My Goals:
What??? I'll think about it

My Program:
Nothing...and I mean NOTHING is off limits. If I have to give up all my junk and fast foods, I'll never make it.

BUT...when I indulge, it is with portion control. And that is my program--control portions and increase exercise minutes.

I use SP Nutrition and Fitness Trackers faithfully, and try to get as many SparkPoints as I can comfortably fit into a day. (You really CAN spend hours here! lol)

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I was born in the year of the Dragon...and I collect dragons--and grandchildren...17 to date.

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Don't be so nosy!

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MAYBER
7/18/2014 12:16:47 AM

Congrats on being a motivator know am late but just now getting around to reading some emails and cleaning out you are an inspiration and like your sense of humor best wishes as you continue on your journey one day at a time love prayers peace God Bless\`
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PAMBWS
6/11/2014 4:40:54 PM

Would love to defend my honor, but am currently in a haunted castle in Poland. Internet is iffy at best. I will have to play catch up when I get back from getting lost in Europe in mid July. Thanx for the goodie.



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SLOPOKE_SAL
5/26/2014 10:18:28 PM

Good pics and we actually DID have an Uncle Jack!



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52BINCE
5/25/2014 9:23:21 AM

Thanx for the trunks, However I prefer boxer briefs to wear to the clinics lol!!!!!



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PHYLLISJJOHNSON
5/18/2014 8:49:06 PM

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