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Grammy, the DragonLady

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? Iím so hungry.

Q: What's green and loud?
A: A froghorn.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? Iím so hungry.

Q: What's green and loud?
A: A froghorn.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Q: What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A: A goat.

Lifeís a bitch, because if it was a slut, itíd be easy.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.



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Member Since: 2/13/2008

SparkPoints: 40,999

Fitness Minutes: 24,920

My Goals:
What??? I'll think about it

My Program:
Nothing...and I mean NOTHING is off limits. If I have to give up all my junk and fast foods, I'll never make it.

BUT...when I indulge, it is with portion control. And that is my program--control portions and increase exercise minutes.

I use SP Nutrition and Fitness Trackers faithfully, and try to get as many SparkPoints as I can comfortably fit into a day. (You really CAN spend hours here! lol)

Personal Information:
I was born in the year of the Dragon...and I collect dragons--and grandchildren...17 to date.

Other Information:
Don't be so nosy!

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PAMBWS
3/3/2014 8:37:26 AM

Thanx for the Goodie. I have been distracted lately by 'life', but hope to get back to things I enjoy...including keeping folks on their toes. I will visit today & see if I can get back to the fun things in life.
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OUATEONE2
2/12/2014 11:05:24 AM

thanks for the welcome goodies! emoticon



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ANNIETENNIS
2/4/2014 10:19:23 AM

Thanks so much for the goodie and the welcome.

Hope you're having a GREAT day!

Annie T.

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ARIAL61
2/4/2014 8:14:30 AM

Thanks for the warm welcome to the Sarcasm team and adding me as a friend. I look forward to getting to know all of you!



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DEBBYFROMMT
1/25/2014 12:02:06 PM

I thought we were already friends! LOL! I guess I see so many of your posts I feel like I know you. Well now it's official!



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