Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in an attractive well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming:
"WOO HOO - what a ride!"
2 down for me...wahoo!!! you gotta hear this though...here i am sitting last week at 275, and i go to the doc. trembling, i got on his scale thinking uh oh here it comes lecture and all..and i was..get this..257. i said to the nurse NO WAY your scale is wrong..she says ok dear get off then get back on...so i do...same thing. i said NO WAY!! she says now look..often a doctors CORRECT balance scale weighs us more...no need to get so upset..i started laughing..said LOOK AT THE CHART...that means i lost 15 pounds since the week before Christmas on your scale!!! she was so ready to think i was questioning it because i thought it was too HIGH...anyhow mine was 273 this am and sice thats the one i use (and it is a doctors balance scale by health o meter, nOT a stand on digital) i gotta go by that. but i sure would like to bring his home!! 3381 days ago