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Into The Unknown
I'm vulgar, crass, and slightly cantankerous (sans dentures and whiskers). And I think others should except my twisted sense of humor without judgement. If not, I will bite. Heck, I may just bite for fun. I used to be skinny. This caused me to be toppled over during Kansas's bouts of breeziness. I don't plan on being skinny ever again. Ever. It's too much of a hassle. I just want to be healthy, tone up, and turn it up. And maybe find my absent butt.
I'm vulgar, crass, and slightly cantankerous (sans dentures and whiskers). And I think others should except my twisted sense of humor without judgement. If not, I will bite. Heck, I may just bite for fun. I used to be skinny. This caused me to be toppled over during Kansas's bouts of breeziness. I don't plan on being skinny ever again. Ever. It's too much of a hassle. I just want to be healthy, tone up, and turn it up. And maybe find my absent butt.
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Member Since: 12/5/2007
SparkPoints: 3,305
Fitness Minutes: 2,240
My Goals:
Now that I've quit chewing, my goal is to not chew on anything else, neighbors included. I saw an old buddy from college at the China Bar. His pure disbelief and surprised comments on how I look compared to a couple years ago are driving me to even higher goals and success.
My Program:
Eating very little when I just sit around all day long... I attempt to hike every weekend (mostly being chased by two highly evolved, candy-snorting horses). Gardening (no matter how black and withered my thumb is!) Weight-lifting! ( this is due to a 20-some pound baby, an 11.5 pound cat, and all their accessories). Yoga (which I practice unprofessionally).
Personal Information:
I'm from a little town on the edge of nowhere in Kansas. I enjoy riding horses, heavy metal, classic rock, bluegrass, and classical musics. We may live on the edge of town now, but you can still smell the cow excrement in the morning!
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And now, for something completely different.-Monty Python It pays to remember your social obligations. If you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't come to yours.-From Anguished English You are free, and because of that you are lost-Kafka
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