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Emerging from the open water swim...is that barbed wire up ahead?





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I Am Immune to Natural Law

Though tested by the travails of an ignominious fate, I endure and, in so doing, mock the very gods that set me on this parched and quarrelsome Earth.
Do you not understand? Do you need it broken down for you? I am a force of nature. I shoot magic into the darkness. I break worlds. I dive off of skyscrapers double-fisting machineguns and then ride a flaming skeleton horse into the yawning gates of hell so i can slap the devil and tell him to get my coffee. Decaf, chump.
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Though tested by the travails of an ignominious fate, I endure and, in so doing, mock the very gods that set me on this parched and quarrelsome Earth.
Do you not understand? Do you need it broken down for you? I am a force of nature. I shoot magic into the darkness. I break worlds. I dive off of skyscrapers double-fisting machineguns and then ride a flaming skeleton horse into the yawning gates of hell so i can slap the devil and tell him to get my coffee. Decaf, chump.
I can't be stopped, because I'm the Juggernaut, bitch. I'll hit you with your own pimp.
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Member Since: 7/12/2011

SparkPoints: 2,364

Fitness Minutes: 4,308

My Goals:
By Sep 1st:

Biceps curls- 50 for 3 reps
Current: 45x1-2
Chest Press- 300 for 3 reps
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Pull Downs- 210 for 3 reps
Current: 210x1
Running- 5 minutes at 6mph/5% incline
Current: 1.5 minutes
Game- 200 approaches, 5 number closes

My Program:
Appetite suppressants, an impressive supplement stack, extreme portion control and 20x the recommended exercise.

Personal Information:
Self-styled Alpha-Geek from Tampa, FL. I like long walks on the beach, excessive firepower, anything clothing-optional, threesomes, defying the laws of physics and also Scrabble. It is well known that your weapons are useless, because I gots mah helmet.

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"Any sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic." --Nikola Tesla

Or was that C.S. Lewis?

"Any suffieciently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from science." --Agatha Heterodyne



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LAURRR_
11/19/2011 7:04:43 PM

congrats on your geeky girlfriend haha



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ANJII7
9/23/2011 11:21:16 PM

Thanks for the well wishes! I'll be avoiding barbed wire on this run, but here in MT you can never tell where you might come up on some adventure! Have a great weekend.



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8/20/2011 11:22:27 PM

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EUPHRATES
7/26/2011 5:57:07 AM

When I actually AM a Grandma, I totally aspire to be a Badass Granny! Thanks for the compliment!
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(Which reminds me I need to find "Bad Ass" by Saliva on iTunes to add it to my work out playlist...keep meaning to do that.)



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DMT1956
7/19/2011 5:19:55 AM

well i'm actually a mrs and not a sir but ty for comment on my page.

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