MOM2-JACKSON

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Want to lose weight and be fit.

Member Since: 6/18/2009

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  • v SASSYSASSY
    Welcome to the Walking/Leslie Sansone team!
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    Don't forget to eat your fruits and veggies.
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    2560 days ago
  • v 1HAPPYSPIRIT
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    *Life is what you make of it...
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    (. (. Welcome to the **Walking/Leslie Sansone Team!!

    2619 days ago
  • v DEB2448
    Welcome to the Walking/ Leslie Sansone Team. Good luck with your goals.
    2623 days ago
  • v LORIELP
    TRIP TO COSTCO

    Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit the Wonder Dog, and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?

    So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog,
    I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time,
    but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
    and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
    The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
    (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
    I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both..

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
    Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
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    2623 days ago
  • v JENNIFERK2009
    Hi there! emoticon to Spark People!! emoticon

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    2624 days ago
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