I thought I was losing weight, but it turned up that my sweatpants were untied. (Can I always wear them untied??)
Today's diet tip Use super glue as lip gloss. (Can I use clear or colored lip gloss??)
With my new diet.....I'm looking to reach my original weight of 6 lbs. 7 oz. (I don't even remember being that small!!)
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first.. By the second day you are off it. (Is it the second day yet????)
I've been dieting all morning. AM I SKINNY YET???
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. (I guess it means I am going to have to bake!!!) Do I Choose this OR this This Or this ??? What would you choose?
“You don’t need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch you heart start beating.” ~ Barbara Sher (Lifestyle Coach)
I think this is a great quote to help us start 2015 on a positive note. We all need to remember it when we are making excuses not to exercise. (I need to print it out in a large font and post it all over my apartment!) Sheila
Sending you some comical quotes to think about......hope they make you smile
“I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.” ~Dolly Parton
“Can it be a mistake that ‘STRESSED’ is ‘DESSERTS’ spelled backwards?” ~Unknown
“Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate!” ~Unknown
“When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won’t dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn’t taste that bad.” ~Janette Barber
“I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops.” ~Marie Mott
“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.” ~O.A. Battista
“If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.” ~Unknown
What shall I wish you for Christmas? This season of joy and delight The sound of carolers On a starlit night?
What can I wish you for Christmas? What is the thing you desire? Is it health, wealth, or happiness Or the warmth of a Christmas fire? What can I wish you for Christmas?
To give you all the joy I am able? A merry time with a good true friends Around the fare of a Christmas table? So much I would wish you for Christmas Yet only my greeting I send For all that I have to offer Is the sincere heart of a friend...
With every good wish.. For the Christmas season MERRY CHRISTMAS, MY FRIEND