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  • v BARBIEE52
    ~~ emoticon ~How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity~ emoticon ~~

    1. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

    2. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors."

    3. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
    because you're not in the mood.

    4. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!"

    5. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
    yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!".

    6. Sing along at the opera.

    7. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

    8..Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy,
    we're going to have to let one of you go".

    9. Every time you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother is here".

    10. "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.

    11. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

    ~~ emoticon emoticon ~~Laugh, & have a fun, insane Weekend~~ emoticon emoticon ~~
    45 days ago
  • v RBCFBC
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    "May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country!" - Daniel Webster

    Enjoy the Fourth of July! May your day be filled with fun, friends, family, and thoughts of why we celebrate this day.
    Sheila emoticon
    56 days ago
  • v RBCFBC
    I was surprised to see a message from you on my Sparkpage. It was good to see you the other day even if it was just a few minutes. Boy, the boys are growing! Mom loved the peaches - thanks!
    Sheila
    57 days ago
  • v RBCFBC
    “The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

    Wise old Abe! He knee that we only need to focus on that one day and do the best we can. I'm focused on making today a good day and hope you are too.
    Sheila
    65 days ago
  • v RBCFBC
    emoticon I hope you had a great day today and have an even better one tomorrow!
    Sheila
    68 days ago
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