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Bear with me, I'm sort of a goofball, and as you will learn shortly, EXCESSIVELY VERBOSE. I plan to start by losing around 120 pounds; I'll decide on a final goal once I get down there and see what the landscape is like (it's been a while!) I lost 30 pounds on Weight Watchers in 2009, but then stress & life intervened and I gained it back, plus a little extra. So here I am. Uh... hi! I blog a bit here and there, as I have thoughts. Anything that shows up is likely to be long (VERBOSE!) so if you do want to read it, you might want to grab a cup of coffee. (I must give credit where credit is due: my page title comes from a blog by Linda Holmes, who is awesome and a better writer than I'll ever hope to be. My avatar is my version of what I would look like if the ever excellent Natalie Dee consented to draw my portrait.)

Member Since: 6/23/2012

Fitness Minutes: 8,724

My Goals:

just tracking, tracking tracking. Ideally I'd like to maintain an average calorie deficit of ~7000/week (= 2lbs/week loss)


lose ~120 pounds total

get near the "healthy" BMI range


Run a 5k - Done!

Improve my 5k time

Run For Your Lives 10/27/2012 - time ?? (it was more of a hike/obstacle course)

Practice 9/22/2012 49:56
Turkey Trot 11/22/2012 48:27

Run Like A Diva
10/6/2013 47:28

Turkey Trot 11/28/2013 1:21 for 5 miles

Run Like A Diva
10/5/2014 51:16

Work on ST, building muscle with weights & body weight exercises
Someday do "real" pushups!

My Program:
Tracking, using data to make changes.

I continuously need to work on getting enough protein, keeping carbs down, and watch fat and junky food on busy days.

Fitness - get some minutes most days of the week. Walking (dog walking + some longer walks) but mostly swimming.

Mostly my plan is to not do anything I would hate to do "forever." So I don't plan to work out 7 days a week or give up any particular kind of food or anything like that.

Personal Information:
I live in The Jerz; bought a house 7/2013! I love my freakin house.

Other Information:
Lifelong dream realized 11/9/2013:

I adopted my very own smooshy little rescue dog!!

DOGGGGG! My life is complete, finally.

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  • v MINEA999

    What a nice message to get first thing in the morning. How are things? Keeping your sh*t together are you?

    Here, have some bacon. Because.... bacon.
    891 days ago
  • v MINEA999
    Thank youuuuuuu!

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    893 days ago
  • v MINEA999
    BBQ chicken!

    Oh honey you'll KNOW when I am rubbin it in....


    899 days ago
  • v MINEA999
    Hahaha, I assure you, not all teams are like that! My team does not require people to share their menus or do a calorie/calorie out for the day kind of stuff. But it is good for continuous motivation and regularly exercising.

    I hadn't posted a blog in a while, but I have definitely been here. Every day. Even on all those days you were not!!
    899 days ago
  • v MINEA999
    Yeah you do NOT get to ask where I've been cause I've been RIGHT HERE the WHOLE TIME. Patiently (not so patiently) awaiting your return.

    I would never love BLC'ers more than you. I just wish you'd get on a BLC team with me! We might scare people though - many people are not accustomed to severe sarcasm. hahaha

    Thank gawd you're back - sometimes I think people were born without a sense of humour.

    How is Turtlepuppy?

    900 days ago
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