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there is too much caffeine in my bloodstream!

Hello my name is Heidi. This thing I'm dragging around behind me is my butt. It says hello also. It's planning on shrinking a bit, as is the rest of me. If it shrinks enough, I can probably retire it, and just bring it out on special occasions. Special occasions like Talk Like A Pirate Day, or Festivus would be most appropriate. I don't need to be dragging around a butt this size on a daily basis! Honestly!

So, Butt of mine, you've got to go! You're making my shopping options ...
Hello my name is Heidi. This thing I'm dragging around behind me is my butt. It says hello also. It's planning on shrinking a bit, as is the rest of me. If it shrinks enough, I can probably retire it, and just bring it out on special occasions. Special occasions like Talk Like A Pirate Day, or Festivus would be most appropriate. I don't need to be dragging around a butt this size on a daily basis! Honestly!

So, Butt of mine, you've got to go! You're making my shopping options quite slim (no pun intended), and you're making it tres difficult for me to embrace this skinny jeans trend. I'll never be accepted to Ninja School with a butt like this!

It's time for action!

That exhausted me. I need more coffee. Yes... I'll go for the sugar free, non-fat vanilla latte. No whip. No breve. Not even a hint ot half and half. Good times... good times...




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Member Since: 9/16/2006

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My Goals:
I'd like to eventually be a size 12. This is a good and reasonable goal for me.

I want to make it to six weeks without giving up.

I want world peace, but I'll settle for a smaller butt.

My Program:
I'm doing Tae Bo, and bellydance for cardio four times a week, and I'll probably add some light weight training later on.

Eating?
Lean protein. Lot's o' veggies. Low sugar. Avoiding foods over processed foods. Portion control. Healthy fats, rather than fatty fats. Looking at calories, and a healthy balance of all the other stuff I just talked about. Basically... something effective, but satisfying enough to stick to.

Personal Information:
I am a graphic designer from Northern California. I live with my charmingly weird artist husband, and our spastic Himalayan cat.



Other Information:
You know what I like?

Doing artsy creative stuff (not crafts!). Reading (books, magazines, blogs). Partaking in a beer or two with my compadres (yay friends! yay beer!). Road trips to fabulous, and unfabulous places. Going to rock shows (yay for music snobbery!). My burgundy brocade Chuck Taylors. Shoes in general. Shopping. Shopping. Shopping. Shopping.

You know what I don't like?

Skinny jeans. Lima beans.
Pop music. Chihuahuas dressed in bumblebee costumes. "Sensible" shoes.

 
 



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KDOO82
11/15/2011 7:51:01 PM

Hey there!
I ran across your sparkpage, and I wanted to tell you that you made me LOL with that bit about your butt. Too Funny! I know where you are coming from on that!
Good luck on your journey, I know you can do it. You just have to believe it! I am looking forward to losing enough to be able to go shopping... AND look cute!



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TAROTGARDEN
11/2/2009 9:27:28 AM

Hello again! I know I just sent a SparkGoodie, but I wanted to stop by your SparkPage as well, and learn a little more about you. And, OMG, girlfriend -- what a terrific sense of humor you have! Reading your page has been very entertaining. I always tell my kids that having a sense of humor is the most important character trait a person can have. It can get you through the tough times, and make the sweet times that much sweeter.

Hope to see you on our team forums soon!

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-- Jeannette



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LEDANSER
2/21/2007 3:33:21 PM

I agree with Kiki, your page is great, one of the best I've seen, very funny! Just wanted to say hello. Good Luck! ;)



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SPARKLING_WATER
9/26/2006 4:33:54 AM

Your Sparkpage is hilarious and I love the cartoon of yourself. I added you as a friend as I would really love to keep up with your success and hopefully lose these lbs with you! Take care, Kiki :)



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