How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? He was very thinkful.
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, he’s already been stuffed! What are unhappy cranberries called? Blueberries! Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit! What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed! Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside. Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle? He wanted a light snack! How does a Turkey drink her wine? In a gobble-let Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly? Because he was a gobbler. What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"
-*♥ -:¦:-*♥~.•*´¨ )♥~*-:¦:-*♥~.•*´¨ )♥~*-: -*♥ Never consider yourself a success if those around you are not successful or inspired by your passion for what you do or have achieved. June Archer -*♥ -:¦:-*♥~.•*´¨ )♥~*-:¦:-*♥~.•*´¨ )♥~*-: -*♥