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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And
East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them
like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Now, uh... now you tell me what you know."
-Groucho Marx

I am a comedian/writer, mostly for www.spankhaus.com. I won an award, too, yay!

I have lost 60 pounds already on Weight Watchers (at home, natch) and have 30-40 to go depending on my saddlebags emptying out those flasks of water they're carrying for a dry day. That's the only reason I can think of that they're there, really.

Like I'm some kind of human-camel hybrid.

Member Since: 5/9/2007

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-Head writer of SNL
-135 pounds, give or take (mostly take!)
-To discover what my natural haircolour is
-happiness and fairness for everyone, regardless of political or personal belief.
we all deserve a fair shot.

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i'm from the streets, like Oscar the Grouch

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alex de la iglesia, alternative comics, angstier than thou, apocalipstick, atrocity tourism, b-movies, bad craziness, barry gifford, bendis, bill hader, bill hicks, butter pecan coffee, canada rules eh! canadian language debates, cheesy evil villains, chicago blues, coffee, comic books, dan brereton, david cross, day of the dead, dr. fate, ec comics, electric six, elmore leonard, emotional intelligence, epic comics, evan dorkin, f for fake, fado, father ted, film noir, freckles, grant morrison, grendel, horror comedy, independent films, indie music, industrial music, jack chick, jack kirby, jay johnston, jessica jones, kids in the hall, knitting, kyle baker, l&o:ci, linguistics, lowbrow art, mike nelson, mojo engine, mortuary art, mr. show, ncc-1701-d, nick cave, oingo boingo, orson welles, patton oswalt, pearls before swine, peter gabriel, planetary, polka dots, portugues, prison funnies, r.e.m., ray caesar, road trips, rockabilly,

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    Hi Durango. hope your back problems can be resolved without surgery. All the best, 10moretolose (alias Mom)
    2809 days ago
    Hi Kiddo! Hope you are remembering to pack a healthy lunch each day. ;} It's extra hard to find healthy vegan stuff in restaurants, I know. Love ya, Mom (20moretolose) emoticon
    2948 days ago
    Hellooooooo! Hope your move went smoothly and you watched yourself on the pizza and beer. I assume you had some. It's impossible to move without pizza and beer isn't it?? Let me know when you are settled and I am feverishly searching for clean jokes for your client. :) 4more to lose. Notice that ----- 4 lbs. If I am 150 on Christmas Day I will be happy and start again in March to lose another 10 in 2008.
    3273 days ago
    Durango where are you baby....You arrive in a ray of white light and are gone just as fast ;)
    I found the rice powder and yes I do believe I got it from China town. I will look for a new one and send it along or if all else fails will send the one I have. It is brand new but has been with me for a while (They last for ever!!)
    I am really enjoying the Pearl book It is a blast.
    Love you 'babies'
    Your one and only....A.P.
    any time...Mi Casa Tu Casa (Actually a guy in P.V told me that the exprssion so often found on the plates etc actually means that I have offered my fathers house to you. So if Brian does speak Spanish..sorry Bri I just mean common out whenever you want. My door is open...Love to both
    3385 days ago
    I think if you are a "leopard skin" kind of person, age doesn't matter. I wore it well into my 30's and would buy some now if I saw a cute item.
    Adam's Ale is water goofball. I think you are pulling my leg on that one.
    We agree totally on "there is no I in T.E.A.M." Therefore "I" will never be on a team. "I wouldn't be on a team who would have me as a member!" --Groucho

    3407 days ago
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