In keeping with the theme of this week’s Friday Happy Hour blog:
Finally, the woman saw someone, who was loaded with packages, heading for a car. She patiently followed him, put on her blinker and waited patiently until he pulled out. Just as he pulled out a young man in a sleek black Porsche zipped in to the space ahead of her. She was dumbfounded and outraged.
Then the women jumped out of her car shouting, "How could you do that? Didn't you see me waiting there with my signal on?" He replied, "That's what happens when you're young and fast."
As the young man was about to enter the store he heard the hideous crunch of metal striking metal. He ran back, horrified, to see that the woman had gunned her Mercedes and smashed it right into his beautiful black Porsche.
He ran back and cried, Oh my God! How could you do that?" She smiled and said, "That's what happens when you're old and rich!"
Moral of the story: Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance.
Hope you are well. Enjoy your weekend! 439 days ago