¤•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•¤ ¤**¤A Christmas Blessing¤**¤ God bless the master of your house, The mistress also, And all the little children That round the table go;
And all your kin and kinfolk, That dwell both far and near; I wish you a Merry Christmas And a Happy New Year ~~Anonymous~~ ¤•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•¤ Jesus is the reason for the season! Wishing you a Blessed Christmas filled with joy, love, & laughter... ¤•*¨*•¤Lots of love, Tony ¤•*¨*•¤ 2321 days ago
Just swinging by to drop off your joke of the day:
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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