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Enjoy your day with tantalizing, healthy, nutritious morsels!!
Have a Healthy Day!!
5 days ago
An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot.
"Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday."
Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said,"Never mind,I found one."
Happy St. Patrick's Day
~ Are you wearing Green today?~
9 days ago
Work for a cause, not for applause.
Live life to express, not to impress.
Don't strive to make your presence noticed,
just make your absence felt.
Wishing you a Happy Wednesday!
11 days ago
It's hard to believe how people lose respect for their parents as they get older.
When we were babies, we depended on them for everything.
As children, they taught us everything that we needed to know.
yet when we really started growing up and hitting the teenaged years
and then the adult years, they were the first people that we tossed aside...Why?
They were the ones that changed our diapers, fed us, took care of us
when we were sick, supplied us with our necessities,
bought us toys and games, cleaned up after us, and more.
Just remember that one day your parents are going to need you,
and you should be there for them like they were there for you all of your life.
You can have all of the friends in the world, but you only have two parents.
Love two of the most important people in your life today & everyday
14 days ago
~~ ~~TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY~~ ~~
1. Specify that your "Drive-in" order is "To Go".
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "Marijuana."
3. With a very straight face order a "Diet Water" whenever you go out to eat.
4. Sing along at the "Opera."
5. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
6. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won, I Won."
7. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "Run for your lives. They're Loose!!"
8 Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk behind someone and say
"Follow the yellow brick road."
9. With a very straight face, tell your children over dinner.
"Due to the economy, we are going To have to let one of you go."
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity
10. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy,
go to the counter and ask where the "Fitting Room" is.
Try one of these today and make someone smile
19 days ago