Rules of Chocolate Easter Eggs and Easter Bunnies
If you get melted chocolate eggs and bunnies all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.That goes for Chocolate Easter eggs, and Easter Bunnies.
Diet tip: Eat an Easter egg before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and that way you'll eat less.
If you can't eat all your chocolate eggs & bunnies you get in your Easter Basket, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate eggs & bunnies, what's wrong with you? If calories are an issue, store your chocolate eggs on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate bunnies & eggs to protect themselves.
Money talks. Chocolate bunnies and eggs sing. Chocolate bunnies & chocolate eggs have many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate eggs home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat the eggs in the car park.