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  • v B0BBIE
    Let's
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    Let's
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    Let's
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    Let's
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    Let's
    Choose to be the best we can be, every day, every moment!

    We are worth it!

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    1 day ago
  • v BARBIEE52
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    Imagine putting all your negative thoughts in a balloon...
    Now let the balloon float away, and just smile.
    Life isn't so bad, is it?
    ~Melly Jelly~

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    3 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
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    “Perhaps the greatest charity comes when we are kind to each other,
    when we don't judge or categorize someone else,
    when we simply give each other the benefit of the doubt or remain quiet.
    Charity is accepting someone's differences, weaknesses, and shortcomings;
    having patience with someone who has let us down;
    or resisting the impulse to become offended
    when someone doesn't handle something the way we might have hoped.
    Charity is refusing to take advantage of another's weakness
    and being willing to forgive someone who has hurt us.
    Charity is expecting the best of each other."
    ~ Elder Martin J. Ashton ~

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    5 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
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    You're not running out of time.
    You have the rest of your life to put your puzzle together.
    Take your time and make sure the pieces fit perfectly.
    Don't force anything. The pieces might break. Everything will work out.
    And when it does you'll see the beautiful picture you have made.

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    6 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
    ~~ emoticon ~How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity~ emoticon ~~

    1. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

    2. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors."

    3. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
    because you're not in the mood.

    4. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!"

    5. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
    yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!".

    6. Sing along at the opera.

    7. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

    8..Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy,
    we're going to have to let one of you go".

    9. Every time you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother is here".

    10. "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.

    11. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

    ~~ emoticon emoticon ~~Laugh, & have a fun, insane Weekend~~ emoticon emoticon ~~
    9 days ago
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