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  • v DBEAU57
    Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. emoticon
    Jim Carrey

    7 days ago
  • v DBEAU57
    Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. emoticon
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    8 days ago
  • v EMMACORY
    Part of the good feeling after working out is not having to feel guilty for not working out. emoticon
    8 days ago
  • v DIANEDOESSMILES
    HI hon !! PLEASE Join us in the FITS OF GIGGLES of which Roodles (Maryannsquest) has put up a new mini challenge to SMILE AND LAUGH !! Let's see how many pages we can visit during the week !!

    Here's a Story I KNOW you'll enjoy !

    I had gone shopping with a friend of 45 yrs, Karen. We were at Sams and they have this machine which spits out coupons. Karen will STAND ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD For ANYTHING FREE !! Drives me INSANE,,,, and I'm often embarrassed by this, but there we were. She kept putting her card under where it reads the bar,, and spits out the coupon or product. It was for small bag of CAT treats !! The girl does NOT EVEN HAVE A CAT !! She was getting so FRUSTRATED because it hadn't spit ANY out and she stood there with her face in DEEP concentration. I was standing there saying "LET"s GO !! U do NOT even HAVE A CAT !" "I am getting them for Izzy." Izzy does NOT need more treats. I am having her lose weight." but, she did not listen. So a lady who was giving out the samples snuck up quietly with her finger on her lips to me. Of course Karen was SO FULLY INVOLVED she did not see this. The lady tossed one in the cart. I waited until she stepped back a few. "KAREN !! One is RIGHT THERE !" "WHERE?!!" "RIGHT THERE in the FRONT of the cart !!" "I didnt see it come out !" "HOW DO YOU THINK it GOT there? FLY?" (at that woman was almost besides herself) Karen turned her self back to the machine. Lady crept up ,, threw in another one., stepped back.

    "LOOK Karen you got ANOTHER ONE !!" "HOW !!??? I was watching the machine and it did NOT come out !" "DON'T be RIDICLEOUS FOR THERE IT IS !!" "HOW??" Almost in tears (I wanted to simply die laughing,but I held myself as did the lady) "I DON'T KNOW I did NOT put it there !" Back to the machine,,, the lady did this 2 more times. I had kept up my antics.

    Karen was sooo BESIDES herself that the lady as she went throw in bag 5 started to laugh,,, as did I. Karen looked at me,, than her and did NOT get it. We were totally BESIDES ourselves !! She kept saying "The machine is BROKE !" the MORE she did so the harder we laughed. FINALLY the lady said as she toss another one in "This is how. I AM THE MACHINE!" FINALLY Karen got it. She STILL DID NOT Understand it though. I laughed so hard on the way home,,,, I NEEDED PAMPERS !! And that poor lady,, she had TEARS coming down her face !! Oh I have NO DOUBT the both of us have had WAY TO MUCH FUN retelling this OVER AND OVER AGAIN !
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